[redsniper]

destroy the Moon

I like 4 and 5 the best.

[Killer Whale]

How does gravity work? 

[terran_emperor]

Well Newton, Eienstein and everyone else got it wrong.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I think gravity is basically amplified magnetic attraction, but I might be wrong.

[The E]

No, not really. Quantum Field Theory posits that there are four forces governing all interaction between matter, Electromagnetic Force, which is the magnetism we all now and love (and, on a smaller scale, keeps atoms from disintegrating into protons, neutrons and electrons), the weak nuclear force (Which, if i read the Wiki article right, is responsible for atomic decay (radioactivity)), the strong nuclear force, which binds Quarks together int Protons, Neutrons etc., and, lastly, the gravitational force. Gravity and Electromagnetism are actually quite separate from another, assuming that the quantum physicists are right.

[terran_emperor]

As we currently understand it. I have this theory that none of the laws of the universe work the way we think they do.

In fact only one person has ever gotten a universal law right - Murphy. Murphy's Law is the only unversal law that has been laid down correctly.

[The E]

You got that right. Remember Douglas Adams' Theory: The second someone comes up with a good theory about the Universe, it gets replaced immediately by something even more unexplainable. His other Theory states that this has already happened.

[terran_emperor]

And the third theory states that both those theories were thought up by a wily editor of The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy to incrrease the level of universal uncertainty and so increase the sales of the Book.

How to destroy a moon... other than put some trousers on it, it say subject it to every spice girls, rolf harris and s-club seven song ever recorded. I would blow itself up to get away from the noise

[Enigmatic Entity]

The most viable Freespace solution would be to accelerate a decent-sized asteroid towards the moon such that the moon would achieve enough motion to escape its host planet's gravity, and in such a direction that it would eventually "collide" with the system's sun.

[Droid803]

Naw, just put n-dimensional vibrators all over the thing...
...Reposition...
...And use it as a jump node blockade. XD

[Killer Whale]

^That would so work!!

[Daniel P]

The HP of a Moon.

Ridiculously High.

[Killer Whale]

Also seeing that no matter how many beams you shoot at it, it won't blow up. You need to blow it up. Possibly the overspin might work. Now how to make it spin...

[terran_emperor]

subject it to "you spin  me right round" or the dreadded "leakspin"

[Titan]

subject it to "you spin  me right round" or the dreadded "leakspin"

I actually like spin me right round...

[terran_emperor]

You should see some of the things they've done to sonic with that song

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I was thinking that a moon or planet should have 10 000 000 000 hitpoints, but are completely covered with subsystems labelled "crust1", "crust2" and so on with 100 000 hitpoints at the least.

[Droid803]

With "carry no damage" set, I presume.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

With "carry no damage" set, I presume.

What's that?

[Droid803]

Makes it so that whey you damage the subsystem the ship itself doesn't take damage.
You can use that to make ablative armor plate sections.