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Offline S-99

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Re: I like an older woman
I could wonder if a health inspector would find it naughty to eat at a nasty restaurant.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: I like an older woman
Please, elaborate.

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Re: I like an older woman
Awww whyd you have to say that :(
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: I like an older woman
Awww whyd you have to say that :(

You could always read my back posts, I'm pretty sure I've spelled it out SOMEWHERE around here.
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Re: I like an older woman
Saggy tits man. Saggy tits.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I like an older woman
Saggy tits man. Saggy tits.

Duuuuude

Didn't need to hear that

 

Offline S-99

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Re: I like an older woman
This is 36 were talking about, not later.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: I like an older woman
Is this wrong? I'm 24 and the girl i like is 36.


My sage-sense was activateds and i come bearing knowledge... (No i didn't even bother reading subsequent posts)

There's nought wrong with the age gap. Go for broke, take a chance . . . .  my biggest age gap upwards was nine years. She was 23, i was tall for my age and lied, i said i was 23, she was a butlins redcoat but, and i say this consantly... With women; Confidence and bull**** can part even the rustiest and stubbonest of legs.

Do a little field recon first, there's always a window of oppertunity to play the "build trust>abuse trust" card. Be warned though for every woman the rate at which tust builds into the impenetrable FRIENDSHIP barrier is different. So once you start a passing conversation/regular greeting. (ie hi hows <insert past subject matter>)it's down to you to guage how quickly her familiarity with you is building. Ideally try and get infop on a  regular function (if her and her mates go out for a few after work/college/whatever) this can be achieved by simple chit-chat.  get there first with a paper pretending to "unwind" situate yourself by the door and keep a casual eye out. When your ladyt friend comes in. Raise a hello and see if you're asked to join.

This is where you can take the reigns and try different distances of social coimfort. As the night wears on, try the old casual hand on shoulder every time she laughs and laugh along. (ONLY IF RELEVANT, DON'T LOOK CRAZY / LIKE A PSYCHO!!)


From here on in you should be good to go.


Sorry for the impromptu ramble but i like this subject :D

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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: I like an older woman
my biggest age gap upwards was nine years. She was 23
14 WTF?  :wtf:

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I like an older woman
This is 36 were talking about, not later.

Okay fair enough....


my biggest age gap upwards was nine years. She was 23
14 WTF?  :wtf:

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Offline Nuclear1

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PS-Behave in my absence....or....<acmed>ikillyou.<acmed>

Fixed. :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline S-99

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Re: I like an older woman
Is this wrong? I'm 24 and the girl i like is 36.


My sage-sense was activateds and i come bearing knowledge... (No i didn't even bother reading subsequent posts)

There's nought wrong with the age gap. Go for broke, take a chance . . . .  my biggest age gap upwards was nine years. She was 23, i was tall for my age and lied, i said i was 23, she was a butlins redcoat but, and i say this consantly... With women; Confidence and bull**** can part even the rustiest and stubbonest of legs.

Do a little field recon first, there's always a window of oppertunity to play the "build trust>abuse trust" card. Be warned though for every woman the rate at which tust builds into the impenetrable FRIENDSHIP barrier is different. So once you start a passing conversation/regular greeting. (ie hi hows <insert past subject matter>)it's down to you to guage how quickly her familiarity with you is building. Ideally try and get infop on a  regular function (if her and her mates go out for a few after work/college/whatever) this can be achieved by simple chit-chat.  get there first with a paper pretending to "unwind" situate yourself by the door and keep a casual eye out. When your ladyt friend comes in. Raise a hello and see if you're asked to join.

This is where you can take the reigns and try different distances of social coimfort. As the night wears on, try the old casual hand on shoulder every time she laughs and laugh along. (ONLY IF RELEVANT, DON'T LOOK CRAZY / LIKE A PSYCHO!!)


From here on in you should be good to go.


Sorry for the impromptu ramble but i like this subject :D

DEKKER AWAY!!!!


<back soon-ish>



PS-Behave in my absence....or....<skull>ikillyou.<skull>
Rather it was her who put the moves on me. I just went along with it because i liked it. Idk what prompted her for that night though. I was just picking up shots from the bar then she came out of no where and was trying to make out with me. I was holding 2 shots of tequila resisting her because it's not my fault if you make me spill your stuff.

It was like a week after this event that i warmed up to her. At this time she wasn't being an idiot in the middle of a very important transportation. We hold hands, kiss, i hold her close. Etc. She really wants to go on a date, and i actually have time to schedule one tomorrow.

It appears that she's always had a crush on me. But, i thought it funny how she decided to show me all of this. She chose her drunkest night to show that she likes me was wierd, maybe she didn't feel embarrassed at all that night (i got to be careful around her, she's not hard to embarrass). Thank god she hasn't gotten that drunk ever again. I probably would have kept avoiding her, because i don't touch base at all with super drunks. She's quite lenient.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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Offline Mefustae

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Re: I like an older woman
There's nought wrong with the age gap. Go for broke, take a chance . . . .  my biggest age gap upwards was nine years. She was 23, i was tall for my age and lied, i said i was 23, she was a butlins redcoat but, and i say this consantly... With women; Confidence and bull**** can part even the rustiest and stubbonest of legs.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: I like an older woman
What? Don't be misogynistic, High Max. How do you know the women don't enjoy themselves as much, if not even more?

How very Victorian of you.

 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: I like an older woman
Sounds to me like you are just trying go use the poor woman for sex and selfish pleasure, even at the expense of her. Good thing you are wrong since some women who are good and are strong minded will not part her legs for you no matter how much what you call "confidence" and stuff you have. That sounds so black and white. I have zero respect for anyone who intends to use people. Just reading that angered me.
Ha, good one. :lol:

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Offline The E

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Re: I like an older woman
Sounds to me like you are just trying go use the poor woman for sex and selfish pleasure, even at the expense of her. Good thing you are wrong since some women who are good and are strong minded will not part her legs for you no matter how much what you call "confidence" and stuff you have. That sounds so black and white. I have zero respect for anyone who intends to use people. Just reading that angered me.

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Offline tinfoil

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Re: I like an older woman
Woah High Max, uncalled for. I understand what you mean but I think you need a time out to rethink what you said. Seriously, no need for personal attacks. It's called flaming and it lowers the level of any discussion to damn near rock bottom. 
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: I like an older woman
Gdmt, not another one. And just as the Racism thread starts to die off...  :rolleyes:

 

Offline Mars

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Re: I like an older woman
I tend to agree with High Max - but then, this thread was about a short term relationship, not about a committed one.

 

Offline S-99

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Re: I like an older woman
Unfortunately it ended up being short term. I finally have some free time so i made plans with her for a date.
But, that's ok since i know what to do now since she was all over some other guy kissing him and stuff last night.

I no longer like an older woman :lol:
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

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