[Dark RevenantX]

I'd drop my pants and run screaming into the room.  That'll show 'em.

[pecenipicek]

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Good luck, sailor

[S-99]

So far, almost everything between parents and their children or between relatives and siblings was stuff that the poster of the fml deserved.

Ohh I dunno, some of that stuff was pretty bad

Walking up to your sons room with a new mountain bike and catching him screwing the **** out of some girl? How can you DESERVE that

The son deserved it not the dad.

[Dilmah G]

So far, almost everything between parents and their children or between relatives and siblings was stuff that the poster of the fml deserved.

Ohh I dunno, some of that stuff was pretty bad

Walking up to your sons room with a new mountain bike and catching him screwing the **** out of some girl? How can you DESERVE that

The son deserved it not the dad.

Fair enough

I'd go like "Make sure you're using a condom."

I'd probably give my kid the condom speech as soon as he turned 12. I'm not paying child support, nor do I plan to, if you get some skank pregnant, YOU-ARE responsible, okay?