So far, almost everything between parents and their children or between relatives and siblings was stuff that the poster of the fml deserved.
Ohh I dunno, some of that stuff was pretty bad
Walking up to your sons room with a new mountain bike and catching him screwing the **** out of some girl? How can you DESERVE that
The son deserved it not the dad.
Fair enough
I'd go like "Make sure you're using a condom."
I'd probably give my kid the condom speech as soon as he turned 12. I'm not paying child support, nor do I plan to, if you get some skank pregnant, YOU-ARE responsible, okay?