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Offline Kosh

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #20 on: March 23, 2009, 09:24:28 pm
I remember in 3rd grade I had to talk to the principal because I brought.......cough drops, for a cold I had. I ended up with a warning not to do that again "or else".
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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #21 on: March 23, 2009, 09:27:11 pm
I read all 157 pages of that site... :nervous:
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #22 on: March 23, 2009, 09:36:00 pm
Was there anything like really good?

After about the 10th page of "my boyfriend is cheating on me with my best friend" and "my crush doesn't love me" I started to black out.
 

Offline Commander Zane

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #23 on: March 23, 2009, 09:37:40 pm
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand.

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander.

I don't know, 157 pages, I can't remember any of them. :lol:
 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #24 on: March 23, 2009, 09:43:18 pm
"Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML"

Good god, can you imagine what those parents must've been thinking?
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #25 on: March 24, 2009, 03:16:03 am
Walking in on your parents must be a terrible, terrible experience.
 

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #26 on: March 24, 2009, 06:01:41 am
*facepalm*
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Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #27 on: March 24, 2009, 08:49:32 am
I guess I'm lucky that can't happen to me. o_o
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #28 on: March 24, 2009, 03:35:02 pm
Quote from: Dilmah G on March 24, 2009, 03:16:03 am
Walking in on your parents must be a terrible, terrible experience.

i caught my mom masturbaiting once. it has scarred me for life
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Offline S-99

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #29 on: March 25, 2009, 01:48:42 am
So far, almost everything between parents and their children or between relatives and siblings was stuff that the poster of the fml deserved.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #30 on: March 25, 2009, 04:35:16 am
Quote from: Nuke on March 24, 2009, 03:35:02 pm
Quote from: Dilmah G on March 24, 2009, 03:16:03 am
Walking in on your parents must be a terrible, terrible experience.

i caught my mom masturbaiting once. it has scarred me for life

Oh my God

Quote from: S-99 on March 25, 2009, 01:48:42 am
So far, almost everything between parents and their children or between relatives and siblings was stuff that the poster of the fml deserved.

Ohh I dunno, some of that stuff was pretty bad

Walking up to your sons room with a new mountain bike and catching him screwing the **** out of some girl? How can you DESERVE that
 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #31 on: March 25, 2009, 05:25:16 am
That's debatable....
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #32 on: March 25, 2009, 05:30:48 am
Quote from: Pred the Penguin on March 25, 2009, 05:25:16 am
That's debatable....

It would scar me for one

and the Child...oh God, he could never look at his dad the same way again
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #33 on: March 25, 2009, 06:49:26 am
Please. One hi-five and it's water under the bridge.

On another note: **** that 14-year old, I hope he gets the clap.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #34 on: March 25, 2009, 07:05:50 am
Quote from: Mefustae on March 25, 2009, 06:49:26 am
Please. One hi-five and it's water under the bridge.

On another note: **** that 14-year old, I hope he gets the clap.

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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #35 on: March 25, 2009, 07:06:30 am
Quote from: Mefustae on March 25, 2009, 06:49:26 am
Please. One hi-five and it's water under the bridge.

On another note: **** that 14-year old, I hope he gets the clap.


 :lol:

Depends on what type of guy the dad is

- "BEAT YA TO IT! I WAS 12 THE FIRST TIME I DID A CHICK THAT HOT!"
- *Stands Mouth agape, drops mountain bike*
- "Ohh yeah! Get in there *son's name here*!"
- *Wipes tear* "You make me proud to be your father, son."
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #36 on: March 25, 2009, 07:35:51 am
Quote from: NGTM-1R on March 25, 2009, 07:05:50 am
Quote from: Mefustae on March 25, 2009, 06:49:26 am
Please. One hi-five and it's water under the bridge.

On another note: **** that 14-year old, I hope he gets the clap.

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Seriously, I hope his balls fall off.
 

Offline Commander Zane

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #37 on: March 25, 2009, 08:04:18 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on March 25, 2009, 07:06:30 am

 :lol:

Depends on what type of guy the dad is

- "BEAT YA TO IT! I WAS 12 THE FIRST TIME I DID A CHICK THAT HOT!"
- "Ohh yeah! Get in there *son's name here*!"
- *Wipes tear* "You make me proud to be your father, son."
:wakka:
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #38 on: March 25, 2009, 08:37:36 am
Quote from: Commander Zane on March 25, 2009, 08:04:18 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on March 25, 2009, 07:06:30 am

 :lol:

Depends on what type of guy the dad is

- "BEAT YA TO IT! I WAS 12 THE FIRST TIME I DID A CHICK THAT HOT!"
- "Ohh yeah! Get in there *son's name here*!"
- *Wipes tear* "You make me proud to be your father, son."
:wakka:

I believe I'd be a combination of the last two :)
 

Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Fmylife
Reply #39 on: March 25, 2009, 12:07:24 pm
I'd go like "Make sure you're using a condom."
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