[Fenrir]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

It's hilarious, disturbing, and depressingly accurate all at the same time. Seriously worth every second.

[MR_T3D]

not a fan of his voice, to be honest.

[peterc10]

His voice just creeps me out after about 3 minutes...

[Locutus of Borg]

The Frantom Menace!!!

aha!

[Fenrir]

His voice just creeps me out after about 3 minutes...

Heh, that's kinda the point. But it's really what makes the whole thing work.

[Mongoose]

Goofiness aside, this is really kind of awesome.  I've never even thought about the movie closely enough to realize that it doesn't make any sense at all.

"What is wrong with your face?!"

[BloodEagle]

The ending/random scenes really tied the whole thing together.  That aside, he (?) hit the nail on the head. Good review. 

[watsisname]

Who wants a pizza roll?  Email me if you want a pizza roll.

[Pred the Penguin]

10 minutes in I already love it.
Thinking back now, I really was kinda bored watching parts of The Phantom Menace.

[Col. Fishguts]

Very good points with a lot of painful truth in it. Would be a piece of genius... if it weren't for the retarded voice.

[Herra Tohtori]

Very good points with a lot of painful truth in it. Would be a piece of genius... if it weren't for the retarded voice.

I think the voice was kind of integral to the delivery. Sort of sounds like Microsoft Sam with a bit better pronunciation...

I found that review pretty accurate and well done. Amazing thing is it didn't feel too long at all for some reason. Much better use of time than watching the movie in the first place. Sort of like MST3K but not quite up to that level.

[Col. Fishguts]

Very good points with a lot of painful truth in it. Would be a piece of genius... if it weren't for the retarded voice.

I think the voice was kind of integral to the delivery. Sort of sounds like Microsoft Sam with a bit better pronunciation...

I found that review pretty accurate and well done. Amazing thing is it didn't feel too long at all for some reason. Much better use of time than watching the movie in the first place. Sort of like MST3K but not quite up to that level.

Well, the voice alone was tolerable, but the attempts at humour along the lines of  "I'm a southern hick who killed his wife, and I now kill hookers who I hold hostage in my basement." very forced and... well not funny.

But alas, let's not get distracted from his actual review, which is rather excellent.

[Flipside]

I found it very accurate, even with the wierd voice, one of the parts that always confused me was the 'beyond death' thing, in Ep4, when Vader kills Obi-Wan, it's quite apparent that the outcome wasn't expected, especially if you consider the comment 'If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine', that's furthered by the fact that iirc Obi Wan isn't told that his own master has found a way back until after Anakins betrayal. Besides, and no offence to any Catholics here, but the way Vader got forgiven for everything he did simply by saying sorry before he died did remind me a lot of that particular religion, always struck me as the weakest point of the original movies.

[swashmebuckle]

To be fair, Vader did sort of save the galaxy there at the end.  Killing the last Sith and rescuing the last Jedi probably meets the criteria for getting into Jedi heaven.  Imagine if Genghis Khan, after being a total bastard for many years, pulled Gandhi off the cross and threw Attila the Hun into a bottomless explosion pit.  That'd be pretty cool, right?  He'd get my vote on the fuzzy blue spirit ballot.

[BloodEagle]

Imagine if Genghis Khan, after being a total bastard for many years, pulled Gandhi off the cross and threw Attila the Hun into a bottomless explosion pit.

What are you smoking, where did you get it, and how much was it? 

[StarSlayer]

Imagine if Genghis Khan, after being a total bastard for many years, pulled Gandhi off the cross and threw Attila the Hun into a bottomless explosion pit.

What are you smoking, where did you get it, and how much was it? 

I dunno, I tend to think Khan would probably be rated a badder dude then Attila the Hun when everything was tallied up.

[Flipside]

I suppose for me, the difference is that Vader is the cause of everything he undid, yes he saved the Galaxy after several years under the tyranny of an Emperor that his direct actions caused to be put in power anyway, had he not decapitated Windu, there would have been no Empire.

[Nuclear1]

I'm on Part 2.  I love this guy.

Some of it's so obvious, but it's so well said.

[swashmebuckle]

I suppose for me, the difference is that Vader is the cause of everything he undid, yes he saved the Galaxy after several years under the tyranny of an Emperor that his direct actions caused to be put in power anyway, had he not decapitated Windu, there would have been no Empire.

Yeah, that's true.  I'd like to point out though that by helping to found the Empire, he saved the galaxy in a profound way--really he saved all of Star Wars from sucking as much as the prequels.  Sure it's sort of retroactive salvation as the actually good movies his actions set up had already been made, but imagine if GL decided that having Anakin go bad was "too dark" and instead remade the original trilogy as a series of buddy cop movies featuring Windu and Skywalker.  I think we all know deep down that something like this will actually happen sooner or later.

Christensen: The Trade Federation is hiding something master, I can sense it!  Just give me my lightsaber back and I'll find the proof, I promise.

Jackson:  You're a loose laser cannon Skywalker.  If you don't play by the code, I'll bust you down to Padawan so hard your midichlorians will feel it.

Christensen:  Hear me, master.  I've had another vague premonition and now we have to run off to a pointless action set piece.  I'm sure we'll find the droids we're looking for this time!

Jackson:  ****, I'm three weeks from retirement mother****er.  I have a bad feeling about this.

[Nuclear1]

Yeah, that's true.  I'd like to point out though that by helping to found the Empire, he saved the galaxy in a profound way--really he saved all of Star Wars from sucking as much as the prequels.  Sure it's sort of retroactive salvation as the actually good movies his actions set up had already been made, but imagine if GL decided that having Anakin go bad was "too dark" and instead remade the original trilogy as a series of buddy cop movies featuring Windu and Skywalker.  I think we all know deep down that something like this will actually happen sooner or later.

"What does Master Yoda look like?"
"What planet you from?"
"What ain't no galaxy I ever heard of!"

"You know what they call a cheeseburger on Kaashyk? GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

Episode III.5 -- Sith on a Planet