[Marcov]

This is just a game wherein you describe the person who posts above you then frag him in any Freespace way. First, pick an FS ship then describe the person above you; then FRAG 'em.

For example,

Member A picks a GTF Ulysses.

Member B: I pick a Colly.
Member A, you look cool.
"turns ship around then crushes Member A with Colly"

or something like that. Be creative

Ok I'll start (I pick a GTD Orion, pretty tough ain't it)

[Titan]

I pick a Medusa.
Marcov, you look blue.
"Blows off Marcov's bridge"

PWNED.

[Dilmah G]

I pick a Perseus.
Titan, you look white.
"Jams a Harpoon up Titan's Weapons Subsystem."

Yeah what. 

[Titan]

 

I pick an Aeolus.
Dilmah, you look like you see a cliche.
"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!!!"

[Dilmah G]

I pick a Ravana.
Titan, you look weak.
"Violates Titan through every Flak Cannon."

 

[General Battuta]

I PICK LE CENTAUR

Dilmah you look like all your missions are madcap BoEfests with more dialogue than a production of Waiting for Godot

*forcibly rearms Dilmah*

[Snail]

I pick the SpaceHunk
Battuta you need to get ripped.
*explodes on Battuta*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I pick the SJD Sathanas.
Snail, I want to kiss your feet.
*rams Snail into a million directions*

[Titan]

I pick the SF Mara (terran)
Androgeos, you look speedy
"DIVES DIVES DIVES and smacks Androgeos from behind."

[Herra Tohtori]

I pick a ship equipped with Slammer missiles.

Dilmah G, Gen Battuta, Snail, Androgeos and Titan are now looking very exploding.

[Titan]

I pick countermeasur-

Oh, snap.....

[Dilmah G]

I PICK LE CENTAUR

Dilmah you look like all your missions are madcap BoEfests with more dialogue than a production of Waiting for Godot

*forcibly rearms Dilmah*

SHADDUP. I LIKE BOE's. If you can't read the dialogue in mission, that's your problem!

I pick the Erinyes.
Titan, I think you look Shivan.
"Dilmah makes Titan disappear."

[Zacam]

I pick the GTD Bastion as it was armed to detonate the Epsilon Pegasi to Capella Node.

You are all screwed.

[Titan]

I pick a Ravana.
Zacam, you look fat.
"BEAMZ zacam"

I'm sitting at school in my study hall with nothing to do. 

[Zacam]

If Capella was a ship, I could pick that instead.

So I'll just be the Lucifer and you don't get to go home in your lifetime.

[Commander Zane]

I pick the GTD Morality.
Zacam, you look wealthy.

*Sues Zacam into oblivion*

Guess the reference?

[esarai]

Commander Zane, you look tasty.

*chooses Psamtik and begins plasma core insertion for some Zane-e-que*

[Colonol Dekker]

Esarai . . . . . . Zod scumbags must die.
 
I choose the Iceni.
 
 
CD incites a rebellion that results in the slaughter of millions of your kind.

[FreeSpaceFreak]

I choose a couple Mjolnirs.
Dekker, you look... pwned.

Heh, this makes me realize how FS is balanced, there's nothing really invincible.

[Nuke]

i choose ssj dante
you all look sucks
everyone gets a beam cannon enema...
..oh and the universe also implodes