[Colonol Dekker]

* Colonol Dekker chooses lack of bill payments.

Looks like you can't power your systems anymore.

* Colonol Dekker watches the GIGAS get caught in the gravity of a nearby star and drift slooooooowly towards it

[Marcov]

Marcov chooses monkey.
Colonel Dekker, you look ugly.

*Colonel Dekker tries to bankrupt Marcov but ends up annoyed because Marcov is a monkey and doesn't know about money.*

[Ziame]

I choose a pie

Marcov, you look monkeyish! (lolwut)

*drowns Marcov in pie*

[FireSpawn]

I choose slapstick comidian

Ziame you look aerodynamic

*throws Ziame in comedian's face*

[esarai]

FireSpawn, you look speciesist.

*chooses NTF officer, recruits and assigns FireSpawn to the 42nd Red Shirts as Beta 4*

[Snail]

esarai you suck

I choose the Amaterasu

I blow **** up lol.

[Marcov]

Snail you look sticky.

*chooses GTNB Pharos and survives explosion*

[High Max]

Marcov, you look stationary.

*chooses TC 2 to put you in so I can take you back to base and disassemble you*

[Commander Zane]

I pick the Poseidon.

Silly High Max, you pick a cargo container and no ship to hold it with?

*Takes the TC 2 holding the GTNB Pharos and takes it back to base to disassemble the Pharos instead*

[esarai]

I pick a GTCv Deimos, three Tritons and four wings of Perseus fighters.

Commander Zane, you look busy.

*Proceeds to raid the base and steal the booty*

[The E]

I pick a wing of Argos.

esarai, looks like you are on a raid.

*Takes over esarais' base and waits for him to come sailing in with the loot

[StarSlayer]

I pick a wing of Argos.

esarai, looks like you are on a raid.

*Takes over esarais' base and waits for him to come sailing in with the loot

I pick GTVA Command

pilots you seem to need instructions

Comes up with a set of tactical orders that inadvertently leads to the demise of The E's entire flotilla.

[Commander Zane]

I pick FRED 2.

StarSlayer needs vacation.

*Takes the persona of Command and attemts to thwart Alpha 1*

[High Max]

I pick notepad.

Commander Zane needs no GUI program.

*Attempts to bypass FRED with notepad but failed to capture Pharos because I thought I was restricted to using only one FS2 object at one time*

[Colonol Dekker]

I pick BSOD.
 
Commander. . . Your OS is flawed.
 
 
Ctrl alt del that ****

[FireSpawn]

I choose prohibiton.
 
Dekker you can no longer drink booze.

Destroys ALL of Dekker's alcohol.

[Colonol Dekker]

Ack!
The last of my weaknesses.

[Titan]

I choose the Deus Ex Machina Bosch Beer fleet!

Firespawn, you look like you just had an Admiral stick it to the man.

"runs firespawn's blockade to aid Dekker"

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I pick Minute Maid Orange Tangerine.

BillyTitan, your mom's right! New Minute Maid Orange Tangerine has three times the calcium as milk!

*mixes and distils Bosch Beer with a tanker full of Minute Maid Orange Tangerine*

Yeah.

[Dilmah G]

I pick the door.
Andro, show yourself out.
*Opens himself*