[Androgeos Exeunt]

I pick Head-On.

Dilmah, you don't have it.

*applies directly to the forehead and headbutts the door open*

[esarai]

That door looks mighty...

Flammable.

I choose napalm.

*Burns the door to ashes*

[Firartix]

I take a water-gun. Err wait, wasn't this supposed to be FreeSpace frags ?
Well well... then i get a big ship full of water (let's say the Sanctuary) and crash it on you !
*KBOO... I meant, KPLOOOF!*

[Stormkeeper]

I choose H1N1.

Firartix, you look sick.

*Infects him with H1N1*

[Snail]

I choose H5N1

Stormkeeper, Birds > Pigs at spreading disease.

*mutates into a supervirus and infects everyone*

[esarai]

Snail, you look confined to the biosphere of the nearest planet.

I choose Arcadia.  We'll blow up anything that approaches the airlock.

[Firartix]

Hah! That one's pretty easy.
I choose the Col... err, the SSJ Gigas
It'll attempt to dock with the station (or maybe it is the other way around ?), answer to your fire, and kill you.

[Marcov]

Firatix, you look large.

I pick a subspace tunnel.

*Opens up and forces Firatix to go inside, then seals off, traping Firatix in subspace forever *

[Snail]

Marcov, you look shiny

I choose Meson Bomb.

Boom. Bye-bye subspace tunnel.

[Marcov]

Boom. Bye-bye subspace tunnel.

So you just released Firatix 

[Marcov]

Oh, the above guy is me.

Marcov, you look long.

I pick a Gargant loaded with Meson Bombs

*self-destructs*
*you are all screwed*

[StarSlayer]

I chose recon Pegasus.

Confirms Marcov's fiery Meson death 

[FireSpawn]

I choose 'Windmills'

You don't appreciate command enough.

*Messes with your emotional wellbeing*

[Dilmah G]

I choose one of my BoE's.
Firespawn, prepare to drown in my dialogue.
*Firespawn's messages are covered by copious amounts of wingman dialogue*

[Snail]

I choose one of my missions.

Nothing happens.

*Everyone gets bored to death*

[Nuke]

i choose a container of margarita salt
snail you look like a whiny emo gastropod with a shell
*me dumps the entire container of salt on the slimy sob, then smashes his shell with a hammer so theres nowhere to hide*

[watsisname]

I'm curious how many times Snail has had salt dumped on him.

I pick the laws of atomic physics.

Nuke, you look fissionable.

*detonates Nuke*

YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, ****!

[Colonol Dekker]

You look tasty.
 

* Colonol Dekker uses the balloon pipe thing from Mars Attacks . . .

 
Dekker Inhales the blast and talks with a high pitched voice. . .

[Firartix]

I follow the instructions.

* Colonol Dekker's fighter suddently explodes *

[Marcov]

I choose a virus.

*invades Firatix's computer and FreeSpace gets uninstalled*