[Grey Wolf]

Here are some of mine from Ghostbusters...

OK, so she's a *****.

You're forgetting about the nice lady who payed in advance before she turned into a dog.

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

RAY: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
SPENGLER: I blame myself.
VENKMAN: So do I.
RAY: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
VENKMAN: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

EGON: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
VENKMAN: What?
EGON: Don't cross the streams.
VENKMAN: Why?
EGON: It would be bad.
VENKMAN: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
EGON: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
RAY: Total protonic reversal.
VENKMAN: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

And of course....

RAY: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
WALTER PECK: They caused an explosion!
MAYOR: Is this true?
VENKMAN: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

[Mr. Vega]

"And Miss New Jersey, what do you think the world needs most?"

"Well that would be harsher punishment for parole violators Stan*silence*...........And World Peace! *applause*"

-Miss Congeniality

[Corsair]

Permission is...yes. - Captain Ramius, The Hunt for Red October
God I hate that Bob Barker. - Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
You're gonna die clown! - Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
Hey, old man river, zip it or I break your hip. - Sonny Kofax Big Daddy
I see your Shwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it! - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Spaceballs the tshirt, Spaceballs the lunchbox, Spaceballs the FLAMETHROWER! The kids love that one. - Yogurt, Spaceballs

many more to come

[WMCoolmon]

It's not from a movie...it's a story.
Once upon a time there was a company named AOL-*boos*
Quiet! Now, as I was saying, once apon a time there was a company named AOL...

Zabu451: Hello from America Online!  I'm sorry to inform you that there has been an error in the I/O section of your account database, and this server's password information has been temporarily destroyed.  We need you, the AOL user, to hit reply and type in your password.  Thank you for your help.

NewfPyr: Hello!  This is Server Manager #563.  I'm sorry to hear that your server has lost the password info.  I mean, this has been happening too much lately.

NewfPyr: We have developed some solutions to this problem.  Have you got the mail sent out to all server managers?

Zabu451: no

NewfPyr: Really?  Ouch.  There's been some problems with the server mailer lately.  Oh, well.  Here's a solution to this problem: try connecting your backup database to your main I/O port, then accessing the system restart.

Zabu451: no i still need passwords

NewfPyr: I see.  Do you want me to send you the list of all the passwords of all the screen names of your server?

Zabu451: ya i want that

NewfPyr: Let me get the server manager to send it...  

NewfPyr: He says I need your server manager password.  Could you please type it in?

Zabu451: i dont have one

NewfPyr: What do you mean?  That's the first thing every manager gets!

Zabu451: it got deleted

NewfPyr: Wow! You must be having a lot of trouble.  Let me find out what server you're using...

[Note: I checked his profile.  It said he was from Springfield, Mass.]

NewfPyr: Okay, your number has been tracked to an area in Springfield, Mass.

Zabu451: how did u know?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!

NewfPyr: I used Server Tracker 5.0.  Don't you have it?

Zabu451: do you know my address!?!?!?!!?!?

NewfPyr: Of course not.

Zabu451: good

NewfPyr: I only know the number you're calling AOL from, which is from your server, right?

Zabu451: yes

NewfPyr: Good.  Okay, now that we have your number, we have your address, and we are sending a repair team over there.

Zabu451: nonononono

Zabu451: dont stop them now

NewfPyr: Why?  Isn't your server down?

Zabu451: nonono its working now

NewfPyr: They're still coming, just in case.

Zabu451: STOP THEM NOW

NewfPyr: I can't break AOL Policy.

Zabu451: POEPLE ARE COMING TO MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!??

NewfPyr: No!  To your server.  You know, where you're calling AOL from.

Zabu451: im calling from my house

NewfPyr: But you said you where calling from the server!

Zabu451: i lied im not reely a server guy

NewfPyr: But you said you were!

Zabu451: i lied i trying to get passwords please make them stop

NewfPyr: Okay.  The repair team isn't coming anymore.

Zabu451: good

NewfPyr: But a team of FBI agents is.

Zabu451: NONONONO

Zabu451: im sorry

Zabu451: ill never do it again please make them not come

Zabu451: PLEASE IL STOP ASKING FOR PASSWORDS FOREVER PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!

NewfPyr: I'm sorry, I can't do that.  They should be at your house in five minutes.

Zabu451: IM SORRY IL DO ANYTHING PLEASE I DONT WANT THEM TO HURT ME

Zabu451: PLEASE

Zabu451: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE

NewfPyr: They won't hurt you!  You'll probably only spend a year in prison.

Zabu451: NO IM ONLY A KID

NewfPyr: You are?  That makes it different.  You won't go to prison for a year.

Zabu451: i thout so

NewfPyr: You'll go for two years.

Zabu451: NO! IM SORRY

Zabu451: PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP

Zabu451: PLEASE

[I thought this was enough.  He was probably wetting his pants.]

NewfPyr: Since this was a first-time offense, I think I can drop charges.

Zabu451: yea

Zabu451: thankyouthankyouthankyou

NewfPyr: The FBI agents have been withdrawn.  If you ever do it again, we'll bump you off.

Zabu451: i wont im sorry goodbye

[He promptly signed off.]

[Corsair]

[Galemp]

Originally posted by Corsair

What he said...

Fav quote:

www.Muffinfilms.com, Pssst...
Don't you like BRAN muffins?!

[Gortef]

Originally posted by Corsair

... ... ... ehm ... ... can't remember any, maybe later

[Shrike]

Game over man, game over!

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Corsair

[Styxx]

Can't think of anything right now... will post some later.

[Fineus]

Originally posted by Shrike
Game over man, game over!

And its counterpart:

Get away from her you *****!!

[TheCelestialOne]

"Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here."
"You admit that?"
"To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor"
                -- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action", stardate unknown
 

You're dead, Jim
                -- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate unknown

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
any question.
                -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3

Spock and McCoy RULE!

[an0n]

Not in the face! Not in the face!!!

Well. I guess that's me out, coz I had sex last night......With a girl!

Time to die.

Under the terms of the Roman occupation we are entitled to be crucified in an entirely non-jewish section.

Roman: Crucifiction?
Criminal: Ah, no. Freedom actually.

Perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!

[deep_eyes]

OH NO U DID NOT SHOOT THAT GREEN **** AT ME!!
-Will Smith; ID4


(all time clasic)

HASTA LAVISTA........BABY!

[an0n]

You're now firing a gun at your imaginery friend, near 400 GALLONS OF NITRO-GLYCERINE!!!

[Fineus]

Originally posted by an0n
NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!!!

Is that a Blazing Saddles reference?

[an0n]

I've seen it in a few things. It's one of those lines that no-one remembers where it originally came from but everyone knows of it.

[Corsair]

Don't you like BRAN muffins?! - GE the muffin website
Well. I guess that's me out, coz I had sex last night......With a girl! - "Road Trip"
The Inquisition, what a show! The Inquisition, here we go! We’re on a mission to convert the Jews…Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews. The Inquisition’s here and it’s here to stay! - "History of the World Part I"
Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Winter for Poland and France. - "The Producers"
May I take your hats, coats, and swastikas? - "The Producers"
I’m a professional virgin. - "History of the World Part I"
I’m a standup philosopher. - "History of the World Part I"
Virgins! Put on your "no entry" signs! - "History of the World Part I"
:D:D

[an0n]

Crucifiction's a doddle

Quick! Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass!

.....and punched in a balls by a guy named Cock-Knocker.

There's nothing worse than seein' a fat man cry.

This tubby bastard starts crying like a ***** with a skid knee.

[Styxx]

Pacino, as The Devil, on The Devil's Advocate:

- Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow.

- Freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry.

- Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

- Free will, it is a *****.

- Oh, really? And what *happened* to Babylon?

- Look at me -- underestimated from Day One! You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now, would you?

- I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing.

- What are you?
- Oh, I have so many names...
- Satan.
- Call me Dad.

That movie is just full of great lines.