[an0n]

"And he struck down upon Stryke 9 with great venagence and furiour anger. And he did speak: Program ***** am I? And Stryke did answer 'yes' and ne'er again was he seen." (Kazan 6:66)

Haha Program *****

[Corsair]

Originally posted by an0n
"And he struck down upon Stryke 9 with great venagence and furiour anger. And he did speak: Program ***** am I? And Stryke did answer 'yes' and ne'er again was he seen." (Kazan 6:66)

Haha Program *****

I don't think I'm gonna put that in...
EDIT: well, I read it again and...maybe. I'll think about it.

[CP5670]

"And he struck down upon Stryke 9 with great venagence and furiour anger. And he did speak: Program ***** am I? And Stryke did answer 'yes' and ne'er again was he seen." (Kazan 6:66)

[Stryke 9]

Yeah, I know it's not the time.
Except in the Book of Stryke.

[Corsair]

Welcome to HLP. Knife fights are strictly prohibited in favor of more interesting 35mm mortar duels and machete jello wrestling. Thou art assigned to be the personal slave of the admin who appears in the blank space below:

Thunder.

Thou shalt serve thy master unto, and beyond, thy untimely death, as do all others here. The giant rats in the barracks are not for eating. That will be all, we hope thou shalt enjoy thy stay. (Stryke 9 12:12PM)

:D

[Corsair]

[Setekh]

Originally posted by wEvil
my XSI experience CD hasnt arrived yet so i cant put any hair on my pony.

That's a good quote on its own.

"The FOOD LAWS™ prevent the eating of non-HLP-endorsed foods, examples of which include TANG[/color] (which must always be coloured and bolded correctly), Steak, Sandwiches, Sushi, Peanuts (Stunaep)..."

Steak 26:3

[Corsair]

I've got three pages in Word right now...keep 'em coming guys.

[Shrike]

Right, read the sig.

[an0n]

"Thou shalt not post sex-doll pics to fuel a flame war, lest ye be cast from the Hard Light and banished to the troll infested abyss of the VBB" ----- (an0n 2:12)

Shrike - And you won't bring that up either, right?

[Setekh]

Originally posted by Corsair


I've got three pages in Word right now...keep 'em coming guys.

Make sure you put the pics in, too... collect pics... this is going to be an illustrated version.

[WMCoolmon]

"In the beginning, Todd created the Volition sites and the VBB. Now the VBB was forumless and empty, defaults were spread over the controls of the board, and the Account of Todd was hovering over the Admin CP.
And Todd said, 'Let there be forums,' and there were forums. Todd saw that the forums were good, and separated the forums from the others. Todd called the forums 'Freespace 2' and 'FRED', and the others he called 'Volition' and 'Tech Support'. And there was Support, and there was Freespace 2-the first forum."
-Volition 1:1-1:6

Yes, I'm bored
EDIT: Oops, that's from the book of Volition, not Steak...what was I thinking? First Volition, then SquadWar...

[an0n]

VBB Chronicles = Old testament
HLP = New Testament

And I can be Jesus .

*goes to turn water into 65% proof vodka*

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by an0n
VBB Chronicles = Old testament
HLP = New Testament

And I can be Jesus .

*goes to turn water into 65% proof vodka*

[Setekh]

Originally posted by an0n
And I can be Jesus .

Very funny, but no.

[an0n]

In that case i'd like to apply for the position of Satan/Evil in the NT. I have much previous experience with evil and can arrange for references if need be.

[WMCoolmon]

Well, let's see...we all know who Todd is, Thunder's Moses, and I'm sure you can all guess who Steak will be, what with his wine into tang...
I'm afraid that another, much greater, evil has taken over that position, however...
EDIT: You know, there are a LOT of parallels between the FS community's history and the Bible...

[Setekh]

Steak is Steak, an0n is an0n. You can make up your own positions... no role-fillings. (There just aren't enough.)

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by Setekh
Steak is Steak, an0n is an0n. You can make up your own positions... no role-fillings. (There just aren't enough.)

It's easier to describe the person's roll with a comparison...some parts if written should be modified. Fortunately, we can have an official disclaimer

DISCLAIMER: All contents of the HLP Bible should NOT[/i][/u] be regarded as being true.

[Stryke 9]

Yeah, wanna be evil, be evil all the time, don't go: "Ooh! Ooh! Mommy! Can I be the root of all darkness?"

And I make a much, MUCH better Mephistopheles than you, punk. So back off.

"White and black fade in my presence,
And with a wave of my pixelated hand,
The Internet shall cease to be.
I am the one, the eternal, the nothing,
I am the mote in the eye of God,
The thing no benevolent hand hath spawned.
I am darkness, I am the blue light,
And I shalt lead you, fall or fight, to me.
I am the intractable, inviolable,
And though thou fearest me, thou embrace me.
And my name is known to you yet.

If you wish to hear my tale, human,
Come walk with me a while.
I'll kindly guide you to the e-dragon's mouth-
Talk about service with a smile."
-Stryke 9 1:1