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Offline Styxx

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Reply #60 on: April 15, 2002, 09:13:54 am
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Steak is Steak, an0n is an0n. You can make up your own positions... no role-fillings. (There just aren't enough.) ;)


Yeah, and besides, Cartman already took the "Jesus" position... :D
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Reply #61 on: April 15, 2002, 11:17:29 am
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In that case i'd like to apply for the position of Satan/Evil in the NT. I have much previous experience with evil and can arrange for references if need be.


Arent you the source of evil in your local area already?
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Reply #62 on: April 15, 2002, 11:22:50 am
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Steak is Steak, an0n is an0n. You can make up your own positions... no role-fillings. (There just aren't enough.) ;)

Just because I got God :D
 

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Reply #63 on: April 15, 2002, 11:25:17 am
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Arent you the source of evil in your local area already?

I'm only 3 souls away from getting my horns. Which reminds me, want a nice, shiny Pontiac?

All you gotta do is sign on the dotted line.
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Reply #64 on: April 15, 2002, 11:30:49 am
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I'm only 3 souls away from getting my horns. Which reminds me, want a nice, shiny Pontiac?

All you gotta do is sign on the dotted line.


Im quite religious, so you can guess the answer( The answer is no if your not up to it).
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Reply #65 on: April 15, 2002, 11:30:54 am
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Does this go under the book of Gortef or the book of Styxx? :D
 


book of Gortef I suppose... lemme check... yea "Book of Gortef" - 65:4
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Reply #66 on: April 15, 2002, 11:36:19 am
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Im quite religious, so you can guess the answer( The answer is no if your not up to it).

What if I threw in some fame and the secrets of ressurection?
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Reply #67 on: April 15, 2002, 12:26:21 pm
How much fame? :D ;)
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Reply #68 on: April 15, 2002, 12:47:06 pm
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How much fame? :D ;)

Somewhere between Aerosmith and God.
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Reply #69 on: April 15, 2002, 01:26:00 pm
"And thou shalt not waste thine efforts on starting a campaign thou wilt not finish." Sandwich 1:1
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #70 on: April 15, 2002, 02:15:47 pm
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Somewhere between Aerosmith and God.


Hm, is it closer to Aerosmith or to God? :D
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Reply #71 on: April 15, 2002, 02:26:59 pm
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned by bringing the HLP Bible upon you.
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O Lord, bless this thy Harbinger, so that with it we may blow thine enemies into tiny bits, en thy masse.
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Reply #72 on: April 15, 2002, 02:39:51 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
Hm, is it closer to Aerosmith or to God? :D

Well, you get God's notoriety but with Aerosmith groupies.
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Reply #73 on: April 15, 2002, 04:14:48 pm
"And the Earth was destroyed again, and yet again, and thousands of Shivans were explained away. For Newbie had called down his Plague of Second-Rate Campaigns, and would blight the community until he was stopped"-Stryke 9 4:48
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Reply #74 on: April 15, 2002, 04:18:47 pm
"And there was much smiting." Stryke 9 1:5, 1:18, 2:56, 3:24-6:1, 8:27
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Reply #75 on: April 15, 2002, 05:11:04 pm
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book of Gortef I suppose... lemme check... yea "Book of Gortef" - 65:4
I dunno...I have it down under Styxx
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Reply #76 on: April 16, 2002, 07:35:15 am
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"And there was much smiting." Stryke 9 1:5, 1:18, 2:56, 3:24-6:1, 8:27


:lol::ha:
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Reply #77 on: April 16, 2002, 07:59:16 am
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Well, you get God's notoriety but with Aerosmith groupies.


W00t! Where do I sign up again? :D
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Reply #78 on: April 16, 2002, 08:03:44 am
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Does this go under the book of Gortef or the book of Styxx? :D


Hey, I hadn't noticed that! I have a book? And didn't even have to write it? Cool!... er, wait, lemme think again... :p
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Reply #79 on: April 16, 2002, 08:07:42 am
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For Setekh and Thunder so loved the Freespace community, they brought forth their only begotten website, to flourish and prosper for ever and ever.
Steak 3:14


Mmmm... "And Steak looked upon HLP, and saw that it was good." Steak 9:3
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