[an0n]

"Ye won't admit to knowin' where the secret door to the Room'O'Women, Drugs, Booze And Space-Crack be lest ye be made to walk the plank" ---- (an0n, 3:12) aka The Book Of Loose Morales And Questionable Ethics

[Stryke 9]

"And he DID know Corsair's mother for creating this vile Thread, and smote him mightily"

"I am the darkness that enshrouds the light, and beyond me there is none. Kings and capital ships fall before my might, and, as the stone, men may weep and men may curse, but all of man's efforts may not move my blight, the width of one green blade of grass. For I am the poly limit, and all shall kneel before me,  until the day the Horseman ride."

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
"And he DID know Corsair's mother for creating this vile Thread, and smote him mightily"

"I am the darkness that enshrouds the light, and beyond me there is none. Kings and capital ships fall before my might, and, as the stone, men may weep and men may curse, but all of man's efforts may not move my blight, the width of one green blade of grass. For I am the poly limit, and all shall kneel before me,  until the day the Horseman ride."

From the Book of Stryke 9:9
also...
Though shalt not speak of politics of any kind, for politics lead only to the flames of others and fires of Hell. (Stryke 9:17)

[Stryke 9]

"And their toils were endless, and their battles futile. For the armies of the Flamer, though struck down, were born anew, and in greater number than before. And then they let up a great cry, for the VBB was lost to all mankind, and they fled."
-Stryke 9 12:55 PM

Some DID run to the mountains, where they met the trolls and wild men of Spam; these were lost. Some DID run to the sea in their fear, and left the lands of FreeSpace forever. But a few men, they went to the Plain of Hard Light, and they DID build a mighty fortress there, and upon it mouinted a mighty catapult, and when the Flamers came, one by one, they WERE put in the catapult, and LAUNCHED out of the Fortress. And the Men of Hard Light would rejoice, and drink of their Bosch Beer."
-Stryke 9 12:58 PM

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by wEvil
i cant put any hair on my pony.

Er.................

[Stryke 9]

I put hair on my pony whenever I like. Use Superglue, it helps hold it down.

[an0n]

"Though I walk through the valley of the Trolls of death I shall fear no flaming, for thou art with me. Thy HOJ and thy ban control, they comfort me."

[Corsair]

The Corsair came, and all were frightened. He came with his army of matzah, but they fought back with Wierd Al. Finally they made peace, and they sang the Hanukkah Song together. (Corsair 1:14)

He talked of politics and of the Middle East. He supported Sandwich through his trials. But Stryke 9 spoke unto him and said "Speak thou not of politics for they are bad." And Stryke 9 showed him the pictures and proved him wrong and Corsair was 0wnT. He admitted he was wrong, and he was forgiven. (Corsair 2:1)

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
I put hair on my pony whenever I like. Use Superglue, it helps hold it down.

Superglue?  Ah.... i was using a mixture of crushed custard creams and fizzy pop.

[an0n]

"Thou shalt not go neareth the air-vents"
"Thou shalt not try it on with Carl or his kind for their anatomy if unknown"

[Stryke 9]

"And Satan came unto the Earth, and invented Disco."

[Stryke 9]

"Jeeeesus Christ, Suuuperstar, DO you think thou are who you say you are?"
-The New Singin', Dancin' Testament 5:11

[an0n]

"And I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, singing doo-ah diddy-diddy dum diddy-doo."

[Fineus]

This is becomming silly, come up with decent ones before this becomes spam...

[Zeronet]

Originally posted by an0n
"Thou shalt maketh it out of one sub-object, or else"

Uh, what about high poly ships where you need to split them.

[Corsair]

Hear O HLP, FreeSpace is our Game, FreeSpace is number one! (Corsair 1:1)

[an0n]

"And he decended unto their place of mockery and chaotic humour and he spoke. It did instill fear in the forumites for his voice was like thunder."

SHa'b0ng.

[Stryke 9]

"We shalt not fear the Elves, for the Lord is with us, and his name is Kazan. He shalt smite the Elves of TrueSpace-Modelview who would ruin our mods, and come bearing devices to slaughter the Elves in greater numbers. Yea, we raise a tribute to our Program *****, and tell him to please get to work on that psychic interface."
-Stryke 9 1:32PM

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
-Stryke 9 1:32PM

You realize that it's not really supposed to be the time right?

If thou art a renderer, thou shalt covet SPIRIT, for it is the best. Thou shalt want it more than anything else, and thou shalt badger the Steak for it at every opportunity. (Corsair 1:9)

[Zeronet]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
"We shalt not fear the Elves, for the Lord is with us, and his name is Kazan. He shalt smite the Elves of TrueSpace-Modelview who would ruin our mods, and come bearing devices to slaughter the Elves in greater numbers. Yea, we raise a tribute to our Program *****, and tell him to please get to work on that psychic interface."
-Stryke 9 1:32PM