[Corsair]

Well, I've noticed a lot of HLP bible quotes around the forum lately and I wondered if anyone would mind contributing a few more so that we can have our own small HLP bible, kinda like the FS reference bible but not nearly as large. Here's what I have so far.

Go forth and play Freespace. Marvel at the storyline and wondrous cutscenes. Love Volition, for it is good. (Steak 2:18)

Play Silent Threat and be saddened, for mission design is terrible and there is an anticlimax. Hate the Seraphim for it is your enemy. (Headz 1:9)

Let Freespace 2 be your way and your life. Live only for Freespace 2. Rejoice in the beams and hi-res, and take comfort in the nebulae. (Bosch 12:87)

Through FRED only missions are made, and missions are made only through FRED. Fear not SEXPs, and you shall survive and be happy. Thou shalt not FRED without beams free. Remember the objectives and use them well. (Sandeep 5:20)

When thou hast tired of the poor graphics of Freespace, forget not the Port. It is the beginning and the end, finished yet unfinished. Once the Port is yours, none on Earth can take it from you. (Alikchi 3:7)

Thou shalt make HLP a good and kickarse community. (Forums 5:11)

Thou shalt use as often as thou can. (Shrike 1:42)

Thou shalt make thy enemies parish. (Virtu 11:18)

So contribute!

[Alikchi]

Yes! I'm a book!

"Honor thy admin and thy moderator." Steak 4:1

[CODEDOG ND]

And Steak lead his people into the land of the Hard Light after two years of chaotic sorrow and slavery in the vwbb. (Darkage 3:19)

[Setekh]

"Wear thine avatars as a lamp unto thine path; be a light to shine among the dark forums of the world" Steak 1:10

[WMCoolmon]

You know what we need? A book conversion...ie Genesis->Steak, Exodus->Thunder...
Additionally...
1: Thou shalt have no other forums before HLP
2: Thou shalt not abuse the name of thy admins (ie Setekh-> Steak )
3: Umm...
4: Honor thy leader and thy texturer
5: Thou shalt not flame
6: Thou shalt not use multiple logins
7: Thou shalt not take thy neighbor's account name
8: Hrm...
9: Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's avatars
10: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's postcount, member title, or anything else of thy neighbor's
EDIT: Checked all the thous and thys

[TheVirtu]

"Thou who likes Interplay will be tortured a slow, slow demise."

[Corsair]

Thou shalt use URLs, for great justice. (Steak 4:2)

[wEvil]

*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*

and i'm in a library too.

[an0n]

"Any who create the mystic art or worship code shall be stoned until dead."

[wEvil]

Originally posted by an0n
"Any who create the mystic art or worship code shall be stoned until dead."

Thass' good s***, man!

[an0n]

That'd explain why Setekh's renders always have lots of pretty colours .

[Thorn]

Thou shalt hate the SVG mod, for it is unbalanced and innacurate. (Sjet 3:1)
Thou shalt love both Homeworld and Freespace, and help in any merging of the two. (Thorn 7:15)

[Gortef]

"Thou shalt not make ridiculous amount of spam. Thou shalt use common sense, enough is enough"

[Mr. Vega]

"Thou shall not use FS3 in vain."

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by wEvil
*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*

and i'm in a library too.

Don't you have work to do............

[wEvil]

my XSI experience CD hasnt arrived yet so i cant put any hair on my pony.

so nope..no work to do

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Gortef
"Thou shalt not make ridiculous amount of spam. Thou shalt use common sense, enough is enough"

Does this go under the book of Gortef or the book of Styxx?

Thou shall not use FS3 in vain.

This goes in the book of the VBB

[an0n]

"Thou shalt maketh it out of one sub-object, or else"

[Corsair]

What books are these from? I'm just making them up...giving them to the person who says them....except I think Styxx gets the one about spam

[elorran]

Ah, but thou startedus this thread.  Reapeth what thy sow.