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Offline Shrike

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For the socially inept....
on: May 04, 2002, 09:10:34 pm
Something I found on another forum

The SIRC guide to flirting
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Reply #1 on: May 04, 2002, 09:11:53 pm
How/where in the world did you find that?:rolleyes:
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #2 on: May 04, 2002, 09:22:10 pm
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Despite the disapproval of 17th-century Puritans, Victorian moralists and their modern equivalents in both the 'moral majority' and 'political correctness' camps, these basic flirting instincts persist, and the human species survives.
Obviously not in everyone. Some Ner- errrr...people here for example. :D

What I wanna know is who the hell would spend their time researching a paper like that????? :confused:
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Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #3 on: May 04, 2002, 09:29:45 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
How/where in the world did you find that?:rolleyes:
I told you, on another forum I visit.  How they found it, I have no clue.....
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #4 on: May 04, 2002, 09:38:47 pm
...on yet a third forum?;)

These things tend to perpetuate. It's many a time I've seen some link appear at one of the forums I attend, then see it appear again in every other one, at most a month spaced apart. And, of course, everyone got it from some other forum.
Webpage. Yes.
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #5 on: May 04, 2002, 09:42:50 pm
Um, actually on forum number........ four.  I posted it at three different forums.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Thorn

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Reply #6 on: May 04, 2002, 10:12:22 pm
Hmmm..
Nope.. Of no use to me...
 

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Reply #7 on: May 04, 2002, 10:18:40 pm
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Originally posted by Thorn
Hmmm..
Nope.. Of no use to me...


Yeah, you don't need lessons in flirting. You made yourself clear enough to that prison guard. ;)
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #8 on: May 04, 2002, 10:32:47 pm
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Originally posted by mikhael


Yeah, you don't need lessons in flirting. You made yourself clear enough to that prison guard. ;)

Yeah, she was hot...
Hmmm, how are you and Bubba getting along?
 

Offline mikhael

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Reply #9 on: May 04, 2002, 10:56:27 pm
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Originally posted by Thorn

Yeah, she was hot...
Hmmm, how are you and Bubba getting along?


I wouldn't call a RuPaul look-alike 'hot', but you were alway odd. Bubba is doing pretty well. I've finally got him into counseling to help him through the anguish you leaving him for that prissy prison guard.
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #10 on: May 05, 2002, 01:09:00 am
this stuff is too difficult; I'll stick to my math. :p :D
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #11 on: May 05, 2002, 01:12:50 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
this stuff is too difficult; I'll stick to my math. :p :D


 I'd say "Math really gets the girls", but then I remember who I'm talking to :D
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #12 on: May 05, 2002, 02:02:36 am
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Some men also blow their chances by carrying on a conversation with a woman's breasts, rather than looking at her face.

LMAO! :lol:

And yet...so true...
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #13 on: May 05, 2002, 02:20:20 am
Depends on the girl, sometimes you get a more meaningful conversation that way
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #14 on: May 05, 2002, 02:24:02 am
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I'd say "Math really gets the girls", but then I remember who I'm talking to :D


I tend to "stare off into space" quite often when lost in my own thoughts thinking about a math problem, which became quite noticeable to others in school. (people had to shake me out of my dreaming to get my attention) Don't know what the girls thought of that, but I don't really care either. :p :D
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #15 on: May 05, 2002, 06:25:52 am
There are a lot of words in this one. A lot of big scientific words I do not understand (is flirtation really a legible english word).

hmm.... yes
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #16 on: May 05, 2002, 10:28:25 am
Cool. That's pretty good reading. The science of sex is never boring :)
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #17 on: May 05, 2002, 11:13:01 am
Less interesting than some other sciences though... ;7
 

Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #18 on: May 05, 2002, 07:01:01 pm
Looks like they just reprinted someone's doctoral thesis.

Feh, Nerd Flirting is less artificial and more fun anway--

"You like Python?"

"Nee!"

(cut to bedroom)
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #19 on: May 05, 2002, 07:33:44 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Looks like they just reprinted someone's doctoral thesis.

Feh, Nerd Flirting is less artificial and more fun anway--

"You like Python?"

"Nee!"

(cut to bedroom)



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