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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Considering that subspace jumping is coming out of portals rather than teleportation, I think the impact would certainly destroy it.

I am unconvinced because of the fact you hit it with giant nuclear bombs of doom which likely hurt more.
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Have Alpha One come out of subspace inside the Lucy and shoot his way out.
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Have Alpha One come out of subspace inside the Lucy and shoot his way out.

What if he came out in a massive hallway full of shivans and they claw his fighter to death?

I mean, shivans are big, his fighter could easily fit into a shivan corridor. And we all saw what super shivan did the thoth fighter in Silent Threat.

Also on a similar note. Shivans are MASSIVE. How the hell do they squeeze into fighters of comparable size to our own haha? I'm kinda curious
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They don't?

Gather all the fighters and bombers of the GTVA, load them with explosives, and point them at the Lucifer.

 

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Have Alpha One come out of subspace inside the Lucy and shoot his way out.

What if he came out in a massive hallway full of shivans and they claw his fighter to death?

I mean, shivans are big, his fighter could easily fit into a shivan corridor. And we all saw what super shivan did the thoth fighter in Silent Threat.

Also on a similar note. Shivans are MASSIVE. How the hell do they squeeze into fighters of comparable size to our own haha? I'm kinda curious

Fine have MD1032  pilot then.
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  • Open Fred... Place Lucifer... Select Lucifer.... Press delete while laughing manically.
  • Unleash a horde of genetically-engineered metal-eating termites.
  • Polish a ship until the hull is so clean it reflects like a mirror. Park it in front of the Lucifer's Beams.
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  • Open Fred... Place Lucifer... Select Lucifer.... Press delete while laughing manically.
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
  • Open Fred... Place Lucifer... Select Lucifer.... Press delete while laughing manically.

Open FRED. Write in briefing "The Lucifer has been destroyed." Build rest of mission that has nothing to do with Lucifer or Shivans. Reduce Lucifer destruction to offscreen footnote.
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I thought those were random letters at first. lol

 

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Brew massive amounts of bosch beer and offer it in exchange for the shield generator.... or the Lucifer as a whole.

 

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1. Sing the Shivans to surrender.
2. Dismantle Lucy and sell the pieces as war mementos.
3. ...
4. PROFIT!
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Send a transports at it loaded with Jedi, Master Chief, Sam Fisher, Gordon Freeman and Nick "Havoc" Parker, covered by Alpha 1, Wedge Antilies and Colonel Blair with a bunch of cannon fodder fighters.

Then just sit back as all the collective awesomeness in improbability overloads the damn thing.

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you also need prophet in there from crysis to figure out how to power a shivan weapon from his nano suit
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Wait for TAP or JTH to make the Progenitor Dreadnought in FS2
JTH is Homeworld 1, there is no Dreadnought. :P

 

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and the Monty Ptyhons and the Holy Grails Black Night, and ...

* thousands upong thousands of badass characters*

.. all came out lighting fast and kick the Lucifers in it's shivan ass.


Alternatively, have Chuck Norris stare it to death.


Or write any plan to destroy the lucifer and show it to this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j45x9ranFH0&feature=related
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