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Offline terran_emperor

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Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Aside from canon...
Any ideas on destroying the Lucifer is welcome. No matter how crazy.

In or out of game for laughs

1) Johnny Gat and The Boss from 3rd street saints could do it via sheer badassery

2) OMA Alec Mason from Red Faction Guerilla could leave the Lucy Bird-****ed
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
The Guardian Angel from WoD could just reflect the Lucy's beams back at it, she's so shiny.

And any admiral could ram any shp down the front of the Lucy if a huge blaze of sacrificial glory. Very emotional.

Alpha 1 could park in some concealed corner of the Lucifer, hold down the control key, bump time compression up to 64x, walk away for an hour or two, and just Prom S it to death.

 

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
1) IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOOOOR! BWAAAAAA!
2) roundhouse kicked by chuck Norris to pieces
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Nuke it from orb....

wait.

 

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
STRIKE! the Colossus scores a home-run
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Fire the self-destruct sexp. problem solved.
People are stupid, therefore anything popular is at best suspicious.

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
From my post in the UEF vs. Lucifer thread in the BP sub-forum:
I get the Zods to worship Slaanesh so they collapse Terran-Vasudan space in on itself in a psychic orgy of self-destruction, creating a new Eye of Terror and causing massive subspace shockwaves which destroy everything they touch, including the Lucifer.

Either that or I get Garrus Vakarian to headshot the Lucifer.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Freighter Judo it into an Arcadia?

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
KILL IT WITH FIRE
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

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Offline terran_emperor

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Shivans: Fire the beams! *cue self destruct* Oh No! Wrong Button!

I gues Durandal, Tycho and Leela can have chat with the shivans

Either that or I get Garrus Vakarian to headshot the Lucifer.

I see some one's read the Garrus Vakarian List as well
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Na, just this .gif:
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Goober5000

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
While playing Awakenings back in 2002 or so, my roommate discovered that the Lucifer was taking damage in one mission (the designer had forgotten to add the invulnerable flag).  So he destroyed it... in a Valkyrie armed with Furies.

I was quite impressed.

 

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Use Old Spice Lucy-Blocking Body Wash.

Block, Block,  building kick, EXPLOSION!!!!
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Offline terran_emperor

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Introduce the Shivans to Ranma Saotome, then kick back with a tub and watch the fireworks. Not even the great destroyers stand up to the level of chaos in his life

Ryoko Hakubi gets drunk and starts lasering Graffiti onto the Lucy... 

Na, just this .gif:

Those are all from the Garrus Vakarian List...


but that give me an idea.

ME2 cast (With Renegade Sheppard) meets the shivans...I'll leave the rest of the resulting Badassery to your imagination
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Those are all from the Garrus Vakarian List...
Okay.  I still haven't read it except for what's in that .gif.  Regardless, Garrus Vakarian is awesome.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Maybe we should utilize the ETAK to broadcast quantum-pulsed version of any song from Justin Bieber and the shivans will commit suicide. In theory, that should work as well on the whole sathanas fleet and any other ship, not just the Lucifer.
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Care bear beamz FTW.
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
We tell Carl the Lucy contains our lunch bags...
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
~+k. Lucifer mysteriously explodes.

Misjump when moving to bombardment orbit of Vasuda Prime. Lucifer entombed inside a thousand feet of solid rock.

Alternately, Great Shivan Flaming Rollercoaster Ride Of Death as the Lucifer misjumps and goes through an uncontrolled deorbit. FS2 opening cutscene features crashed Lucy rather than Hades.
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Misjump when moving to bombardment orbit of Vasuda Prime. Lucifer entombed inside a thousand feet of solid rock.
Considering that subspace jumping is coming out of portals rather than teleportation, I think the impact would certainly destroy it.