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Offline headdie

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
the Monty Ptyhons and the Holy Grails

Talks about blundering your way to victory lol
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Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Create a technobabble device that can manipulate subspace, and function as a time machine. Instead of Sol, send the Lucifer to Capella... right as it goes nova.
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[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
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[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

 
Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Grand Admiral Thrawn.  I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
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[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

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[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and the Monty Ptyhons and the Holy Grails Black Night, and ...

* thousands upong thousands of badass characters*

.. all came out lighting fast and kick the Lucifers in it's shivan ass.


Alternatively, have Chuck Norris stare it to death.


Or write any plan to destroy the lucifer and show it to this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j45x9ranFH0&feature=related

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Grand Admiral Thrawn.  I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
What is a space smurf in a ~1 kilometer ship going to do against the Shivans in ~3 kilometer ship with beams? :p
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Die patheticly, what else? :lol:
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Let's see.  Noghri infiltration teams on the Lucifer.  Some Dark Jedi he's picked up somewhere mind-screws the Shivans and makes them self-destruct the Lucifer.  He pulls a Sun Crusher out of somewhere and causes the sun to supernova, leaving the Lucifer trapped in an interdiction field.  Chances are whatever happens will be just as planned.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
To be honest, Thrawn's core Star Destroyer fleet could probably do it. 10 SDs and supporting battlegroups.
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Just teleport Sara Palin onto the bridge and let her command the ship for 10 minutes.
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Offline Hades

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Let's see.  Noghri infiltration teams on the Lucifer.  Some Dark Jedi he's picked up somewhere mind-screws the Shivans and makes them self-destruct the Lucifer.  He pulls a Sun Crusher out of somewhere and causes the sun to supernova, leaving the Lucifer trapped in an interdiction field.  Chances are whatever happens will be just as planned.
And how would that infiltration team get onto the Lucifer in the first place? The second and third ones almost literally sound like an asspull but then again there's plenty of those in the Star Wars universe. :P
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
----
<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL

 

Offline bigchunk1

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Dust off Arjuna 1 and fly it into the docking bay of the Lucifer loaded with nukes. Upload a computer virus to bring their defenses down and destroy it from the inside by targeting a weakpoint then get out of there in 60 seconds.

Just make sure Will Smith flys it. 
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
You can also try to ghost through when it exits subspace and then detonate a meson torpedo :P
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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
1. Let 5 harbinger-filled Ursas each ram the Lucifer's reactors. Bye, bye, big lobster.

2. As I already said, make the Bastion so close to the Lucifer, so when it gets destroyed, the incoming debris will shatter the Lucifer to pieces.

3. Have a decomissioned destroyer in Sol park right in front of where the Lucifer is supposed to jump from. No need to waste several wings of fighters and bombers. Then, as Lucifer jumps out, it crashes to the destroyer, pushing it from moving out the hole. It's too late, so subspace hole closes and finally slices the dang lobster.

4. Call the Volition Bravos, let them hand out a fishing rod, and catch the Lucy. Lobster for dinner, everyone!

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Put a giant cork on the node.


Alternatively, we'll send a horde of rape-bots at the shivans.
If our depravity doesn't send the Lucifer running, nothing will.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 07:03:15 am by TrashMan »
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Put a giant cork on the node.


Alternatively, we'll send a horde of rape-bots at the shivans.
If our depravity doesn't send the Lucifer running, nothing will.


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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Get the Demoman from Team Fortress 2 inside.

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
I AM MICHAEL J CABOOSE! VEHICLE DESTROYER

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Offline Beskargam

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
have them listen to 3rd period econ teacher. watch them succumb to death by boredom. or lulled into sleep until they crash into something bigger than them.

 

Offline FIZ

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Re: Amusing ways Destroy the Lucifer - List your ideas
Well...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9A0LlLyvo


Edit... maybe this is how they came up with the plot for FS2?