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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Can you believe it?
Reply #60 on: June 06, 2002, 12:33:55 pm
I have a job too!!!! :D

I scoop the poop for 6 dollars an hour!!!!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Kellan

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Reply #61 on: June 06, 2002, 02:51:33 pm
SERIOUSLY...? :wtf:

I'm a full-time slacke....erm... "student". Well, that's not entirely true because I also work at John Lewis as infrequently as possible in order to pay for all the CDs I buy, and the occasional game.

And my f***ing expensive driving lessons. :mad2:
I'm OK. How are you?

Blackwater Ops Derelict Machina Terra
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #62 on: June 06, 2002, 06:35:03 pm
It's not so bad.  Except when Uncle Sam steal about 40 bucks out of my pay check!!!!  You bastard!!!!!  Give me back my money!!!!!!  Oh...wait.  You do that at the end of the year.  BUT I WANT IT NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Sam is a rip off.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Kellan

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Reply #63 on: June 07, 2002, 03:38:35 am
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Uncle Sam is a rip off.


Well Codedog, at least you and Osama agree on something. :p
I'm OK. How are you?

Blackwater Ops Derelict Machina Terra
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #64 on: June 07, 2002, 05:23:53 am
Uncle Sam wanted to make a big lake out of afganistan.
Got Ether?
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #65 on: June 07, 2002, 06:11:37 am
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Originally posted by Kellan
I'm a full-time slacke....erm... "student".
Wow, we share the same profession. :D
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Thorn

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Reply #66 on: June 07, 2002, 07:42:11 am
I'd say the vast majority of us here do...
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #67 on: June 07, 2002, 07:51:16 am
I've got a job :p
  

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #68 on: June 07, 2002, 08:21:39 am
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Originally posted by Thorn
I'd say the vast majority of us here do...


Yep.
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Offline Kellan

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Reply #69 on: June 07, 2002, 08:25:33 am
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I've got a job :p


HLP is not a job. It is an obsession. :D
I'm OK. How are you?

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Offline Thorn

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Reply #70 on: June 07, 2002, 08:28:15 am
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I've got a job :p

So do I... you dont see me doing any work do you?
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #71 on: June 07, 2002, 09:03:10 am
Ug.  I have to go in at one today. :(
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
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