We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.
Translation mode engaged :
I'm horny but I'm unable to watch porn for some reason so I need a way to satisfy my adolescent desire for women in a way which won't get me grounded if my mum finds it under the bed\checks my browser history.
Nope. I do that anyway. My mom is so technologically illiterate she doesn't even know what a "browser history" is.
It seems people play Second Life with a Wii-mote nowadays FlamingCobra. Your questionable fantasies of Nintendo and polygonal women are fulfilled.
would post more except i have to read flamingcobra threads
I suppose you don't want me to make the next thread I was planning, which was going to be a list of all the things I am mad at Nintendo for. Or a thread about a possible controller scheme that I came up with that is like a cross between the Wii's nunchuck and the xbox 360 controller/classic controller. I think the design is pretty good actually, but I'm probably biased because I came up with it.
Oni + sandbox.
That game looks awesome.
Bring me the head of FlamingCobra and I will actually FRED again.
On a related note, none of you can deny the fact that Nintendo needs a new series/franchise of SOME SORT. I mean, when was the last time Nintendo made a new franchise? And no, Brain Age does not count. Or Nintendogs (+Cats). Or anything specifically targeted at people that are not even worthy of the title, "gamer."
Also, whatever happened to 1080o
? Oh wait, nevermind. I was saving that for my rant about Nintendo. I have also been saving up a rant about school buses, but that would go under general discussion.