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Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Starting to wonder if his handle should be taken as a verb instead of a noun.... as in, log onto HLP and start Flaming Cobra.
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Starting to wonder if his handle should be taken as a verb instead of a noun.... as in, log onto HLP and start Flaming Cobra.

Either that or it's a euphemism. If you catch my drift.
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<The_E>   Errr
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Whatever happened to Joanna dark.


SHE ARE FEEET!!

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Whatever happened to Joanna dark.

Moved to XBox.
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
It seems people play Second Life with a Wii-mote nowadays FlamingCobra. Your questionable fantasies of Nintendo and polygonal women are fulfilled. :shaking:
Currently playing: real life.

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.

Translation mode engaged :

I'm horny but I'm unable to watch porn for some reason so I need a way to satisfy my adolescent desire for women in a way which won't get me grounded if my mum finds it under the bed\checks my browser history.

Nope. I do that anyway. My mom is so technologically illiterate she doesn't even know what a "browser history" is.

It seems people play Second Life with a Wii-mote nowadays FlamingCobra. Your questionable fantasies of Nintendo and polygonal women are fulfilled. :shaking:

wut?

would post more except i have to read flamingcobra threads
well sorrrrrrrrrrry!

I suppose you don't want me to make the next thread I was planning, which was going to be a list of all the things I am mad at Nintendo for. Or a thread about a possible controller scheme that I came up with that is like a cross between the Wii's nunchuck and the xbox 360 controller/classic controller. I think the design is pretty good actually, but I'm probably biased because I came up with it.

<snip>

Oni + sandbox.

That game looks awesome.

Bring me the head of FlamingCobra and I will actually FRED again.
wut?



On a related note, none of you can deny the fact that Nintendo needs a new series/franchise of SOME SORT. I mean, when was the last time Nintendo made a new franchise? And no, Brain Age does not count. Or Nintendogs (+Cats). Or anything specifically targeted at people that are not even worthy of the title, "gamer."

Also, whatever happened to 1080o? Oh wait, nevermind. I was saving that for my rant about Nintendo. I have also been saving up a rant about school buses, but that would go under general discussion.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 01:37:00 pm by FlamingCobra »

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
No, Nintendo does not "need" a new franchise.

If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Metroid has plenty of life in it, Zelda can still kick around a bit, and Mario never dies.
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
On a related note, none of you can deny the fact that Nintendo needs a new series/franchise of SOME SORT. I mean, when was the last time Nintendo made a new franchise? And no, Brain Age does not count. Or Nintendogs (+Cats). Or anything specifically targeted at people that are not even worth the title of "gamer."
You are not worthy of the title of "gamer".

 

Offline FlamingCobra

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
No, Nintendo does not "need" a new franchise.

True. They are already making plenty of money. But it would be nice.

On a related note, none of you can deny the fact that Nintendo needs a new series/franchise of SOME SORT. I mean, when was the last time Nintendo made a new franchise? And no, Brain Age does not count. Or Nintendogs (+Cats). Or anything specifically targeted at people that are not even worth the title of "gamer."
You are not worthy of the title of "gamer".

I'm not going into details. All I can say is, you don't know me in real life.

Metroid has plenty of life in it, Zelda can still kick around a bit, and Mario never dies.
I'm getting tired of Mario. I'm going to be pissed at Skyward Sword because there won't be a left-handed option. And I'm going to be really pissed because Link is now right-handed. Even though they did that in TP too. But I got the (superior) gamecube version.

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Simply by jumping on that silly "casual gamers vs hardcore gamers" bandwagon you have pretty much disqualified yourself. We're all gamers, period. Just because the "casual" people don't take it as seriously as most of the denizens of this forum does NOT mean they're lesser beings, or that the games that cater to them are any less games.
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Offline FlamingCobra

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Simply by jumping on that silly "casual gamers vs hardcore gamers" bandwagon you have pretty much disqualified yourself. We're all gamers, period. Just because the "casual" people don't take it as seriously as most of the denizens of this forum does NOT mean they're lesser beings, or that the games that cater to them are any less games.

You know what? I think I'll just lurk quietly for a few weeks. :warp:

EDIT: Or maybe, just maybe, someone could give me an indication of what kind of topics are appreciated in "Gaming Discussion" instead of just telling me to "stop making ****pointless topics" or whatever.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 02:55:29 pm by FlamingCobra »

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
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I'm getting tired of Mario.

You don't tired of Mario. Mario gets tired of YOU
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Cobra, have you ever played the Fire Emblem Games? If you're MAN enough for some HARDCORE tactical gameplay, you can also find a BEVY of FEMALE characters, many of them filling your stated requirements.

And you can't forget Krystal from Starfox.

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Cobra, have you ever played the Fire Emblem Games? If you're MAN enough for some HARDCORE tactical gameplay, you can also find a BEVY of FEMALE characters, many of them filling your stated requirements.

And you can't forget Krystal from Starfox.

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OH GOD. I'm not a furfag.

Also, I started playing fire emblem for GBA and a got quite a ways and then i got stuck. I used to be really into strategy/tactical games but recently I have gotten tired of them.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
I'm not a furfag.

Your loss on the warm and fuzzy.
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Cobra, have you ever played the Fire Emblem Games? If you're MAN enough for some HARDCORE tactical gameplay, you can also find a BEVY of FEMALE characters, many of them filling your stated requirements.

And you can't forget Krystal from Starfox.

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OH GOD. I'm not a furfag.

Neither am I, but you don't need to use derogatory remarks.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Cobra, have you ever played the Fire Emblem Games? If you're MAN enough for some HARDCORE tactical gameplay, you can also find a BEVY of FEMALE characters, many of them filling your stated requirements.

And you can't forget Krystal from Starfox.

* Scourge of Ages ducks

OH GOD. I'm not a furfag.

Neither am I, but you don't need to use derogatory remarks.

Agreed

 
Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
On a related note, none of you can deny the fact that Nintendo needs a new series/franchise of SOME SORT.

I've got an idea. It's set in a country where the absolute monarchy was recently overthrown by a popular revolution. Everybody (with few enough exceptions to count on your hands) seems to whole-heartedly embrace the new government. The player character is the old regime's former chief of secret police, complete with a stalinesque mustache. You're one of very few people still loyal to the exiled crown princess, last of her line. Together with your brother, you reinstate the monarchy by repeatedly stomping on people's faces with iron-shod jackboots.

 

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Yes.... YES!
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