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Offline FlamingCobra

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Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.

 
Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.

Oni + sandbox.

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.
No.

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.

lol

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
would post more except i have to read flamingcobra threads

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Samus is a badass everywhere except Other M, which had horribly written characters.

Try again.

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Bring me the head of FlamingCobra and I will actually FRED again.
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.

Translation mode engaged :

I'm horny but I'm unable to watch porn for some reason so I need a way to satisfy my adolescent desire for women in a way which won't get me grounded if my mum finds it under the bed\checks my browser history.
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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.

Translation mode engaged :

I'm horny but I'm unable to watch porn for some reason so I need a way to satisfy my adolescent desire for women in a way which won't get me grounded if my mum finds it under the bed\checks my browser history.

Or he's somehow managed to exhaust all of the Nintendo-themed "fan art" that he could find on the internet, and so he needs a new Nintendo franchise to pander to him.

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.

Translation mode engaged :

I'm horny but I'm unable to watch porn for some reason so I need a way to satisfy my adolescent desire for women in a way which won't get me grounded if my mum finds it under the bed\checks my browser history.

Or he's somehow managed to exhaust all of the Nintendo-themed "fan art" that he could find on the internet, and so he needs a new Nintendo franchise to pander to him.

I don't think that is physically possible
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<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp

 
Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Ctrl+Shift+n to open new incognito window, dude.

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Didn't you hear guys? Nintendo already had this option in their games which has been widely dubbed as the "Sex UI". Apparently, it was an option long hidden within their games, and it's finally been discovered by some random person who managed to stumble upon this amazing button combination. Link is in fact a girl!
"No"

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Oh look, another FlamingCobra topic.


 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Uhm. Er. HUH?

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
We need a sexy female badass other than Samus. In fact, Samus really isn't that much of a badass. We need a protagonist who kicks ass in addition to shooting, but generally doesn't solve puzzles. All the while in  an action/third-person shoot 'em up/beat 'em up game with an anime graphical style. Flung 200 years into the future. Crossed with the sandbox style of grand theft auto and the futuristicness of the fifth element. While maintaining a "T" ESRB rating.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 01:27:58 am by Jeff Vader »
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
Really? Why would we need anohter Samus?
One is more than enough.
The world doesn't need more "meh" games and characters
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
I will ask that you explain yourself. Please do so with the clear understanding that I may decide I am angry enough to destroy all of you and raze this sickening mausoleum of fraud down to the naked rock it stands on.

 

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Re: Nintendo Needs More Sexy Badasses
wut?
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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