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Offline StarSlayer

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Does Mongoose get Firespawn's job?
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Offline Mongoose

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Like a boss. :cool:

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Does Mongoose get Firespawn's job?

No, but as general of el Presidente's army I hereby assign him the codename "Greyllama".
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

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Can i be Soldier? :D

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Figures Mongoose would be the revolution's bane.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Call it what you will, but incentives are what get people to work harder.
- Nikita Khruschev


With the cultists defeated, I can go back to work oppressing all the little people.

Average wages in the Caribbean have increased, but average wages in Tropico have not.  This has been a major source of civil unrest for some time.

With that in mind, the minimum wage within Tropico has been increased to six pesos.



Our immigration policy has changed slightly.  You know the local government has jumped the shark when it tries to keep people from leaving…



Our education policies have also changed…





General wisdom among dictators is that there are no problems that cannot be solved with enough bullets.  Thus, I order the construction of a munitions factory.



Argh!  These dockworkers.  New policy.  Dockworker wages will be increased when a freighter is coming in, and decreased once the freighter leaves.



As it turns out, now is a very good time to test that policy, and the policy works!





The future of our children is important, don’t you think?



I actually listen to my advisors from time to time!  They see things differently from me, which can sometimes be an advantage.

They suggested that building a Cabaret will help greatly in keeping my minions happy.  They also suggested that building a road will allow food supplies to reach the dock, which proved to be incorrect, but also wasn’t exactly a disaster either.

So, here you go guys.  Much better of a reward for your services then any fancy metal, won’t you agree?



I really need to look into fattening the island’s “Special” Bank Account.



Whoa wha wha wha, what is this “Wiretapping” technology you speak of?  I demand to be informed of these types of things as they become available.  Seriously, you guys should know by now that I never shoot the messenger.

I mean, really.  Somehow the existence of this edict has escaped my attention until now.

Wiretapping, you say?  Great idea!  I don’t trust my population.  Why, anyone could turn out to be a terrorist.  Trust no one, not even yourself.





To help solve the pollution problems on the island, I ordered the construction of a garbage dump.  However, even after it is built, it will be a while before it takes effect, as the garbagemen will be spending most of their time collecting new trash rather then picking up existing trash.



It appears that some citizens are misinformed about our new pipe factory.



And, thus ends another year.  I have this report on my desk marked as ‘Priority’.  Hmm…





All citizens are hereby required to fill out their annual census forms.  They will soon receive a form that details their personal lives (we see everything!), as well as a list of  currently available jobs.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Where's the "lurking in the jungle plotting El Presidente's downfall" polling station?
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline z64555

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Where's the "lurking in the jungle plotting El Presidente's downfall" polling station?

I don't know, I keep away from such riff-raff.  :nervous:
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Offline Alex Heartnet

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Where's the "lurking in the jungle plotting El Presidente's downfall" polling station?
In the prison cell of our police station.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Sounds legit!

My rebel brethren, these are dark days. El Presidente's army has crushed our first effort to restore God and Marx to the people of this island, but we must not lose hope! The forces of heaven and of history will not be so easily shoved aside. El Presidente's megalomania is our greatest ally. He cannot resist his nature as a liar and oppressor of the just. For now we shall gather strength, and await the next opportunity.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Alex Heartnet

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The following form must be filled out in its entirety if you wish to change your job.  Failure to comply will result in bad things happening.

If you are happy with your current job, then you do not need to fill out this form.  If you fail to fill out this form, your job will not change.

Name:
Current Job:
Desired Job:

The following is a list of whom has what jobs currently:

Capitalist Party Leader:  SpardaSon21
Communist Party Leader: Dragon
Loyalist Party Leader:  Scotty
Militarist Party Leader: Trashman 2.0
Intellectual Party Leader: CommanderDJ
US Ambassador:  Dilmah G
Juanito: Turambar

Farmers:  BritishShivans, Gortef, Headdie, Scotty
Teamsters: Starslayer
Soliders: Mongoose, Patriot
Doctors: Z64555, Herra Tohtori
Policemen: Rudo, CommanderDJ
Marketplace Shopkeeper: Pred the Penguin
College Professor: Spardason21
Construction Worker: Dragon
Generals:  Firespawn

Dead: Trashman 1.0, Ckad, Scourage of Ages
Most Wanted: NGTM-1R

The following jobs are either already built or have the corresponding building currently under construction:
Jobs Currently Available:

Uneducated:

Farmer
Rancher
Teamster
Garage Worker
Construction Worker
Dockworker
Garbageman
Miner
Archeologist
Showgirl
Movie Theater Attendant
Soldier/Palace Guard

High School Education:

Marketplace Shopkeeper
High School Teacher
Grade School Teacher
Diplomat/Bureaucrat
Childhood Museum Worker
Munitions Factory Worker
Police Officer

College Education:
Doctor (currently full until I get a hospital built)
College Professor
General
Secret Police Officer/Double Agent

Other:
USSR Diplomat to Tropico
Environmentalists Party Leader
Nationalists Party Leader

The following jobs are available on request, as I can build the required building without much hassle:

Fisherman
Waitress
Bankster
Radar Dish Operator
Oil Driller
Reporter (TV or Radio)

 

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Name: headdie
Current Job: Farmer
Desired Job: Oil Driller
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Name: Ravenholme
Desired Job: Secret Police Officer/Agent
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

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<The_E>   Errr
<The_E>   *sexp

 

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Name: Patriot
Current Job: Soldier
Desired Job: Munitions Factory Worker

For the glory of El Presidente!

 

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just kiddin'
el hombre vicio...

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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You guys sure that none of you wants to operate a radar dish?







You can use it to search for alien conspiracies lifeforms or to spy on people.  (I refuse to give the incompetent, ham-fisted locals permission to jam any sort of radio station.)  And it's the perfect way to do what you enjoy for a living, especially if you love listening to foreign radio stations or if you like being that creepy guy whom spies on everyone.

 

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If I may step out of character for a moment, it's good to see Tropico doing its part for HLPX-COM.

Wait, we're way too early for that. You're working with 2k Marin, aren't you?
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Alex Heartnet

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If I may step out of character for a moment, it's good to see Tropico doing its part for HLPX-COM.

Wait, we're way too early for that. You're working with 2k Marin, aren't you?
Being a member of a secretive government spy agency ALWAYS entails being involved in shadowy conspiracy theory type stuff.  There is no KGB presence in Tropico, Fruitas LTD is not a cover for CIA operations in the Caribbean, that kind of stuff.

These aliens have long since infiltrated governments since the beginning of written history.  I refuse to conform to the alien menace, and will do my part and install a timeline manipulator in every radar dish so I can provide HLPX-COM with information about the aliens they are facing, from the relative safety of my Cold War-era timeline.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2012, 05:12:01 am by Alex Heartnet »

 

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Name: Gortef
Current Job: Farmer
Desired Job: Showgirl



What? :nervous:
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
- Henry Cate, VII



There is quite simply not enough money making going on in the island, a situation I intend to address.  But first, I need to look through this stack of paperwork on my desk…

Hmm.  A request to work on my munitions factory.  Simple enough.



Say hello to KGB Agent Ravenholme.



Huh?  Elections?  In our glorious communist empire?  I will have to consult with my KGB contacts about this…

Well, that was a quick response.











I care about higher education for our youth.  I really do.



Now, there are four types of people on the island.  Me, people who protect me, people who make me loads of money, and everyone else.

With that in mind, I have made some more wage changes.  Soldiers, generals, secret agents, and oil refinery workers get paid twice the average Caribbean wage (currently 9 pesos).  Factory workers and miners get paid average wage.  Everyone else gets one peso.



Why aren’t these farms making me money?!  Who cares about food for the people – my bank account is hungry.



The environmentalists are getting upset.  I will pretend to care.



Oh, and here you go Gortef.





Mongoose sent an assassin after me!  I am short on cash at the moment, and the KGB seems to be using my island as a proving ground for their rookie agents, so I will be in my palace for the remainder of the year.





Oil!  It makes the world go around.





There isn’t enough excitement on the island.  The population is being too sheep-like.  I am going to have to turn the island into an exploitive capitalistic monstrosity or something.

Yet more desk reports.  The intellectuals are upset, island balance spreadsheets, Hurricane Ursala is about to hit our island, blah blah.  Nothing interesting here.





…Wait, hurricane, huh wha wha?  AHHH~!  Panic room!  I must retreat to my panic room!