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Offline QuantumDelta

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #100 on: August 09, 2012, 10:38:04 am
"Neutrality means that you don't really care, cuz the struggle goes on even when you're not there: Blind and unaware."

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Offline headdie

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #101 on: August 09, 2012, 11:03:19 am
some classics in there QD
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Offline soilder198

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #102 on: August 09, 2012, 11:37:49 am
Warped out when command verbally told me to but didn't give me the directive, if that counts
Karajorma (/ˈbɪkɪˌniː/ or /bɪˈkiːni/; Marshallese: 'Pikinni', [pʲiɡinnʲi], meaning "coconut place"),[2] sometimes known as Eschscholtz between the 1800s and 1946 (see Etymology section below for history and orthography of the endonym),[3] is a coral reef in the Marshall Islands consisting of 23 islands surrounding a 229.4-square-mile (594.1 km2) central lagoon. The atoll's inhabitants were relocated in 1946, after which the islands and lagoon were the site of 23 nuclear tests by the United States until 1958.
Karajorma is at the northern end of the Ralik Chain, approximately 850 kilometres (530 mi) northwest of the capital Majuro. Three families were resettled on Karajorma in 1970, totaling about 100 residents. But scientists found dangerously high levels of strontium-90 in well water in May 1977, and the residents were carrying abnormally high concentrations of caesium-137 in their bodies. They were evacuated in 1980. The atoll is occasionally visited today by divers and a few scientists, and is occupied by a handful of caretakers.

Etymology[edit]
The island's English name is derived from the German colonial name Kakazorma given to the atoll when it was part of German New Guinea. The German name is transliterated from the Marshallese name for the island, Pikinni, ([pʲiɡinnʲi]) "Pik" meaning "surface" and "Ni" meaning "coconut", or surface of coconuts.[2]

History[edit]
Human beings have inhabited Karajorma for about 3,600 years.[29] U.S. Army Corps of Engineers archaeologist Charles F. Streck, Jr., found bits of charcoal, fish bones, shells and other artifacts under 3 feet (1 meter) of sand. Carbon-dating placed the age of the artifacts at between 1960-1650, B.C.E. Other discoveries on Karajorma and Goober5000 island were carbon-dated to between 1,000 B.C.E. and 1 B.C.E., and others between 400-1,400 C.E.[30]

The first recorded sighting by Europeans was in September 1529 by the Spanish navigator Álvaro de Saavedra on board his ship La Florida when trying to retu
 

Offline X3N0-Life-Form

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #103 on: August 09, 2012, 12:23:17 pm
^Given how annoying that is, I'd say it counts.
Quote from: QuantumDelta on August 09, 2012, 10:38:04 am
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Offline Unknown Target

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #104 on: August 11, 2012, 01:17:18 pm
Was cruising along the hull of the Psamptik when a Leviathan warped in. First beam blast hit me square on and fried me instantly.

Another time I was weaving in and out of gunfire and turned smack dab into an LGreen, died instantly.
 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #105 on: August 11, 2012, 05:08:08 pm
Did a sharp turn+afterburn into the smug side of an asteroid whilst evading a half dozen incoming missiles.

Tried out a mission I made in FRED, and got caught between an Arcadia, and an Orion which I had set to jump in too close and too fast. Crushed between two massive spacecraft having relations is not what I'd call a heroic death.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #106 on: August 11, 2012, 07:26:55 pm
Quote from: FireSpawn on August 11, 2012, 05:08:08 pm
Tried out a mission I made in FRED, and got caught between an Arcadia, and an Orion which I had set to jump in too close and too fast. Crushed between two massive spacecraft having relations is not what I'd call a heroic death.

i will never be able to look at the hole of the arcadia in the same way ever again.
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline Nemesis6

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #107 on: August 12, 2012, 04:38:19 am
Attack a bomber with some heavy missiles at point-blank range, with the blast killing only yourself.
 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #108 on: August 12, 2012, 09:07:00 pm
I was on Bearbaiting (I think, it's when you are supposed to lure the juggernaut into the ambush) received the order to move out while fighters were chasing me, while trying to jump I got gunned down, on my second try, command got pissed off at me for not jumping out when he said so (I was still being attacked) so he killed my jump drive... leaving me at the mercy of the Shivans, on my third try, I managed to gun down the damn shivs and start the jump... as I was jumping command got pissed off again and sabotaged my drive... MID-CHARGE!

There is just no pleasing that Zod-Hater!
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #109 on: August 13, 2012, 12:47:08 am
i don't recall command ever disabling my jump drive for not jumping out fast enough.  that just seems counter-productive.
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Offline Crybertrance

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #110 on: August 13, 2012, 04:06:59 am
Me neither...That just seems weird :wtf:
<21:08:30>   Hartzaden fires a slammer at Cybertrance
<21:09:13>   Crybertrance pops flares, but wonders how Hartzaden acquired aspect lock on a stealth fighter... :\
<21:11:58>   *** The_E joined #bp [email protected]
21:11:58   +++ ChanServ has given op to The_E
<21:12:58>   Hartzaden continues to paint crybertrance and feeding the info to a wing of gunships
<21:14:07>   Crybertrance sends emergency "IM GETING MY ASS KICKED HERE!!!!eleventy NEED HELPZZZZ" to 3rd fleet command
<21:14:50>   Hartzaden jamms the transmission.
<21:14:51>   The_E explodes the sun
 

Offline Adi

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #111 on: August 13, 2012, 10:01:06 am
Shooting at my wingers by mistake. They fired back...  :doubt:
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Offline jdh300x

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #112 on: August 20, 2012, 05:26:47 pm
Dying from the shockwave of a ship you just destroyed.
Always sucks.
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Offline yuezhi

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #113 on: August 20, 2012, 05:38:17 pm
Quote from: jdh300x on August 20, 2012, 05:26:47 pm
Dying from the shockwave of a ship you just destroyed.
Always sucks.
just like when i first played FS after FS2 and realized NO SHIELDS!
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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #114 on: August 20, 2012, 05:59:24 pm
Faced a Sathanas one-on-one with naught but dual Subach and rockeyes. The Sath barely won.  :nervous:
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #115 on: August 20, 2012, 06:08:07 pm
The shame of being forced to "****+END" during a squadwar node control match....

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Offline qwadtep

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #116 on: August 20, 2012, 06:36:27 pm
Quote from: Adi on August 13, 2012, 10:01:06 am
Shooting at my wingers by mistake. They fired back...  :doubt:
There's a small deadzone in the firing arcs of certain craft in Dimensional Eclipse that you can neither hit straight-on due to weapon placement nor compensate for due to autoaim. It's small, but just large enough for the smallest enemy fighters to fit inside.

I only found this out when my allies suddenly went hostile during an intense dogfight. Turns out that while gliding to kill a pursuer, my shots not only missed the target, but kept going and killed the wingman who was pursuing my pursuer.

I didn't die, since I paused and restarted the mission, but for a good minute I was laughing so hard that I'm sure I would have.
 

Offline Megawolf492

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Re: Most embarrassing ways to die
Reply #117 on: August 21, 2012, 07:57:07 am
When in "Love the Treason..." all the ships blow up and the survivors say "Alpha 1 is a traitor!", I didn't realize what was happening the first time so I jumped out. Then they executed me for being a traitor.  Bummer...
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