this gives me a rediculous idea, that someone should use in a movie. u have a nice movie where we have a football stadium sized asteroid coming at us, and the US, is all calm and composed, and dont tell anyone, when the thing is close enough that people are screaming (should be like in the powerpuff girls
, people running around and the narrator going berserk) the US and old rivals , now freinds, Mother Russia launch all their nukes (in a way endorsing the need for so many, enough to destroy the world, etc etc... watch what happens dudes). so then the people all stand at attention and look skyward, while patriotic music plays and the US president satisfies a few inturns for the possibly the last time. and then the missiles hit the thing, and theres a huge explosion, and everyone cheers, except for me (what did u think, i wouldnt cast myself?) and then i tap my freind on the shoulder, and say "cool, brilliant, awesome", he says "yeah!". i say "yeah? really? now weve got a thoroughly irradiated football stadium sized peice of galactic dung flying at us."
and he goes "oh, damn, screwed up movie, im gonna kill whoever made it."
