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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #40 on: July 01, 2002, 02:31:16 am


What in making coffee with the force makes you be like anakin? grrrrr
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Offline Reaper

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Reply #41 on: July 01, 2002, 04:38:55 am
Damn :( I've tried every combination, and i still am no dark vader, anyway, anikin was my first :D Don't know how, i've answered that my ride is Death Star, Oh ya... I remmember :D But i can't wait to be Darth Vader...:sigh:
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Offline gevatter Lars

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Reply #42 on: July 01, 2002, 06:25:05 am

:: how jedi are you? ::

Not excalty what I thought but close. I think I am more like the grey guys form B5. Between the light and the dark, just grey.
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Offline Stargazer_2098

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Reply #43 on: July 01, 2002, 06:53:59 am
Me?
I became the vice master the first time:

:: how jedi are you? ::



The secound time, I became:

:: how jedi are you? ::





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Offline Nico

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Reply #44 on: July 01, 2002, 07:32:42 am

:: how jedi are you? ::

I dunno which one I prefer obviously, Fisher or Portman ... ah, well...
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #45 on: July 01, 2002, 10:20:11 am

:: how jedi are you? ::
Ended up with this cause I like sabaac, fly around in the fastest ship in the galaxy, and don't give a flaming **** for galactic war. However, I did choose the simple, blue lightsabre :D
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #46 on: July 01, 2002, 10:24:58 am
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Originally posted by Thorn
Why does every SW topic here end up about someone screwing Portman?



Because Portman's the best candidate for a good laying ever since Leya. Episode 1's Amidala wasn't too hot (I think it was a different actor) but Portman....hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuhhhhhh.....yeeeeaaaaa
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #47 on: July 01, 2002, 10:54:38 am
It was the same actress. Just with tons of make-up.
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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #48 on: July 01, 2002, 11:02:47 am
Yeek! Still I like E2's better.
 

Offline Dr.Zer0

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Reply #49 on: July 01, 2002, 11:44:16 am
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
Ended up with this cause I like sabaac, fly around in the fastest ship in the galaxy, and don't give a flaming **** for galactic war. However, I did choose the simple, blue lightsabre :D


I ended up the chosen one becasue I ride a hot rod, rather use a gun and try to get into senator padmé's pants :D
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #50 on: July 01, 2002, 12:22:13 pm
need one with Bruce Cambell that says, "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with a gun."  Then again, he's not in SW. :(  




I WANT BRUCE CAMBELL IN A SW MOVIE DAMN IT!!!!!!
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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #51 on: July 01, 2002, 12:23:59 pm
lol.
Me, I want Bruce Willis :D :p
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #52 on: July 01, 2002, 12:28:30 pm
bleh Bruce willis sux, Bruce Campell would kick the **** out of somebody and then say something to dis his mamma.  :p
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #53 on: July 01, 2002, 12:32:05 pm
Meh, Bruce Willis would open a can o' whoop ass on j00!
Then he'd get even with every one of your relatives, then come back and:
WHOOP J00 ASS!!!:D
 

Offline Thorn

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Reply #54 on: July 01, 2002, 12:32:39 pm
"Nothing like an angry mob to get you going in the morning."
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #55 on: July 01, 2002, 12:37:05 pm
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Originally posted by Thorn
"Nothing like an angry mob to get you going in the morning."


This is not an angry mop!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
  

Offline Martinus

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Reply #56 on: July 01, 2002, 01:08:51 pm
Groovey.


:: how jedi are you? ::

I even have a lightsaber to prove it! :nod:
 

Offline beatspete

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Reply #57 on: July 01, 2002, 01:53:39 pm
http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/anakin.jpg

i think it was the bit about getting into padme's pants which lead me down this path.

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Offline Nico

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Reply #58 on: July 02, 2002, 02:28:16 am
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Originally posted by Unkown Target



Because Portman's the best candidate for a good laying ever since Leya. Episode 1's Amidala wasn't too hot (I think it was a different actor) but Portman....hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuhhhhhh.....yeeeeaaaaa


I still prefer denise Richards.
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Offline Reaper

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Reply #59 on: July 02, 2002, 03:42:55 am
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I still prefer denise Richards.


You 2? Cool... :p
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