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Offline Dark_4ce

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I'd give up sex in a second if I could have a super-clone army.


I wuoldn't. Hell no. No way... Sex is the single thing thats keeping me sane these days... ;) :D
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Courier job probably. Or pretending to be a 17 year old nympho in chat-rooms and getting some sicko to buy you tickets over the internet.


meh:p and i'm already trying to get a job... but every job requires driving licence... and i'm only 16 :(
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
I wuoldn't. Hell no. No way... Sex is the single thing thats keeping me sane these days... ;) :D

Duh: Clone Army - Sanity = The Whole point

IL: Just chat some wierdo up on the chat rooms and get him to buy you a free holiday.
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Offline Darkage

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meh:p and i'm already trying to get a job... but every job requires driving licence... and i'm only 16 :(


Try a supermarket, you don't need to drive a car in a supermarket, unless you like gas, oil and battery accid on your food.

I think sex is a good thing. For fun and for reproduction.
I personely don't want childeren, so my G/F takes the pill and i use rubbers. Ofcourse acidents can still happen. As for the asshole type of guy and gentlemen, i am a bit of both i can be a asshole but when needed i can be a gentlemen.


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Conclusion: don't sleep.
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Note to self: Allot can happen when sleeping.
Conclusion: don't sleep.

What about 2 hours nap :p
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people could be made to like thinking so that they do think. The "uber men" will all be the same physically (and there will be no difference between the man and the robot), but they will all be designed to think using different procedures (determined by whatever makes up the "free will"), thus attacking problems from different angles.
You know, I find this really disturbing.  I am definately a proponent of genetic enhancement (I'd love to be a Draka :D) but it is self-defeating to destroy diversity for some nebulous purpose.  I'm only really attracted to white girls, but I don't say we should turn everyone into tall, pale blondes.  Diversity is a winning strategy, socially and evolutionarily.

I had a question for CP, but I'm not sure how well some people would take the bluntness the question would require...
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

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Note to self: Allot can happen when sleeping.
Conclusion: don't sleep.

I'm up to 20 hours and still fresh.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Blue Lion

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I had a question for CP, but I'm not sure how well some people would take the bluntness the question would require...



Ask it anyways :p

 

Offline Knight Templar

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most i've done is 23 ....

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I'm up to 20 hours and still fresh.


How fresh? ;)
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How fresh? ;)

Lemony.

Most I've done is......err...3 days kinda. I had like 20 mins through the 3 days due to some late-night shenanigins in the hotel and some ****ers on the bus trying to rape me while I was asleep, thus no sleep.
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Offline Darkage

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I'm up to 20 hours and still fresh.



How many gallons of coffee did you need to stay up that long?and indeed how fresh are you after that time?:D
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Offline Knight Templar

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****ers on the bus trying to rape me



poor aNon, too fresh  for his own good....
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All I've been on so far is Coke (as in Cola) and Melon.

There were these creppy girls sitting across the isle and they kept 'touching' me and my pals while we tried to sleep, putting stuff in our mouths and ****. I decided to be kind and take Rapist-Stabbing-Duty™ for the whole trip.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Knight Templar

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if only girls would do that to me....... alas...
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Offline Blue Lion

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:lol:

I've lasted 9 days without sleep, trust me, it's no picnic. You start to see things, hear things. School was a blast...... I won the bet though.

 

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I once started thinking I was a german WW2 fighter pilot and was being chased by Spitfires while I was in the shower. Then I thought it was like 4 am when it was only 11pm and started freaking out. It was cooool.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Blue Lion

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Then I thought it was like 4 am when it was only 11pm and started freaking out.



I do that every night :wtf:

 

Offline Knight Templar

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lol 9 days....???? dayum thas a looong time w/o sleep man

(lol there goes the better sex thread)
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Offline Darkage

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My longest was 3 days, indeed you start to say, hear, see funny ****. I was decleared crazy at school. ( Don't ask me how i got there ) Wel something good came out of it, thanks to that i have a G/F for the last 9 months now.

Hmm...an0n you still come on IRC? in the Nodewar channel?:)
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Ok, I hardly had any sleep for 3 days, me and my GF were togeder kissing and ";7" and i kinda felt her toungue in my mouth while walking on the street with her... but we weren't kissing... :p No sleep is so funky!;7 ;7

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My longest was 3 days, indeed you start to say, hear, see funny ****.


Feel... Say, see... hmmm... maybe... it felt like dream... hear... Yah... wierd... I hear her voice while i'm reading her mails and stuff... but only when i'm sleepy...
« Last Edit: July 16, 2002, 04:22:34 am by 542 »
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