[Stryke 9]

I've found a new idol...


http://www.furious-george.net/

[Blue Lion]

"The monkey breaks into a software-manual printing house and changes all instances of the words "Start menu" to "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" in Minneapolis, Minnesota"





"The monkey empties an AK-47 into an NRA meeting in Sheboygan, Michigan."

[saturn114]

weird a  band spankin new monkey to mess  with

[vyper]

This is brilliant

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by vyper
This is brilliant

[Sandwich]

The monkey forces an ISP to install Windows NT in East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania.

[Stryke 9]

I haven't been able to redo my favorite, tho, which has something to do with selling cookies made of real Girl Scouts..


"The monkey makes seventeen prank calls to the fire department before setting a warehouse ablaze in Beloit, Wisconsin.","The monkey replaces road flares with dynamite at a local hardware store in Beloit, Wisconsin."


 
"The monkey drinks a jar of moonshine, smokes some crack, and commits an act so unspeakably heinous that it cannot be described here in Newark, New Jersey."
 
 - damn, beat out by a simian.

[Thorn]

"The monkey pushes an elderly man into the path of a speeding ambulance as a protest against irony in Knoxville, Tennessee."
bwahahaha! I love it...

[Stryke 9]

The monkey drops a cow from a helicopter into a local SPCA meeting in Montgomery, Alabama.

A measly 50 points for THAT???

[TheVirtu]

The monkey hurls a number of live chickens into the jet engines at a local airport in Greenville, Mississippi.

The monkey vaporizes a busful of nuns with an experimental new laser cannon in Knoxville, Tennessee.

The monkey teaches a classroom of first-graders how to make Molotov cocktails in Henderson, Kentucky.
:devilidea
The monkey uses a blowtorch to super-heat a soup can full of quarters and tosses them into the road for children in Hillsboro, Tennessee.

[Stealth]

lol

[Solid Snake]

The monkey releases a horde of killer bees into the ventilation system of a crowded office building in Willow Springs, Illinois.

A local psychic witnesses the monkey's crime in a vision and convinces the police to issue an arrest warrant.

The monkey repeatedly requests price checks on items at a local 99-cent store in St. Louis, Missouri.

heh heh. good one.

[Stryke 9]

Ah, my new favorite: "The monkey plays God by personally "sorting them all out" in Georgetown, Delaware."

Hmm. That's my third high score at this game, and I feel strangely unfulfilled. I guess it's that I don't feel there's a lotta challenge in a two-button game.

[TheCelestialOne]

The monkey changes the address on a building-demolition order in Alliance, Nebraska.

[Blue Lion]

"The monkey takes out a full-page ad in a local newspaper revealing the ingredients of Spam in Boise, Idaho"


Spam? Where?



"The monkey helps an old lady _halfway_ across the street in Hailey, Idaho.

The monkey boasts of his crime to an undercover cop posing as a local drug dealer.
The monkey is now wanted for manslaughter in the state of Idaho."

[TheCelestialOne]

The monkey breaks into a gumball machine in St. Louis, Missouri.

The monkey's crime is witnessed by the leader of a local militia. In an attempt to gain media coverage and local support, he reports the crime and publicly vows that his organization is pro-community, at the disposal of law enforcement, and will not rest until the monkey is brought to justice.
The monkey is now wanted for petty larceny in the state of Missouri.

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The monkey substitutes Ecstasy for Excedrin at a local drugstore in Shreveport, Louisiana.

The monkey is traced through his AOL account. The monkey is now wanted for possession with intent to distribute in the state of Louisiana.

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The monkey drops bowling balls onto the freeway during rush hour traffic in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

[Knight Templar]

The monkey opens an unlicensed beauty parlor and performs dozens of hideous haircuts in Rifle, Colorado.


Irrefutable DNA evidence places the monkey at the scene of the crime.
The monkey is now wanted for taste violations in the state of Colorado.




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The monkey is currently driving a stolen ice cream truck through Colorado.

lol

Still though, everyone who's someone knows that furious george is the monkey from the simpsons in the knife fight.

[Thorn]

My new favorite
The monkey performs an unspeakable ritual to awaken the Great Cthulhu, who proceeds to lay waste to several dozen city blocks in Phoenix, Arizona.

[edit] final score..
SCORE: 3413
The monkey is currently wanted for promotion of human misery in California, possession with intent to distribute in Oregon, reckless endangerment in Washington, taste violations in Idaho, taste violations in Utah, vandalism in Arizona, smuggling illegal immigrants in New Mexico, sedition in Texas, and violating liquor laws in Oklahoma.

[Stryke 9]

The monkey admits before a panel of judges that he has a problem, then provides needlessly graphic evidence of that problem in Lafayette, Louisiana.

Been there, done that...

[Martinus]

LMAO

Oh God help me I think I'm gonna die laughing.


The monkey rigs numerous Furbys with plastic explosive and donates them to a charity shop in Fremont, Nebraska.

Fantastic.