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Offline Martinus

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #40 on: July 22, 2002, 09:15:59 pm
Dr. Demented/Captain Dogooder:

A scitsofrenic who beats the crap out of himself for the crimes his alter ego just committed.
 

Offline BlueFlames

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Reply #41 on: July 22, 2002, 09:52:18 pm
Lethargicman and Apathyboy -- The dynamic duo of--well...  They're not really dynamic....  I'm not sure they even care that they're sitting in the same room.....not caring about.....everything....

Batman -- He wields the power to dress poorly and shamelessly speak lame lines in the pursuit of money!  Well, I've not tried this, but some say it works...

Captain Gristle-Eater -- He's eaten parts of cows that would nausiate even a rabid dog.

Constipadoman -- You know what they say about ****ting bricks?  Yeah.  That's right.

Bandwidthman -- Well...  I don't think I've seen anyone else do a better job at plugging in CAT5 cable...
 

Offline Knight Templar

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #42 on: July 22, 2002, 10:45:03 pm
Mrs. Labatomy
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #43 on: July 22, 2002, 10:59:58 pm
Remember that scetch on Whose Line is it Anyway?
Super Rabbi, Captain Cliche, and Uncoordinated Go-Go Dancer Girl!
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #44 on: July 22, 2002, 11:14:10 pm
SCUIDE BOY!
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #45 on: July 22, 2002, 11:21:53 pm
Also Captain Obvious, and Scared to Death be Everything Man.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Alikchi

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #46 on: July 23, 2002, 12:05:39 am
I'm writing rules for a Freeform-ish Superhero RPG. Just an off project of mine.
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- Sarah Vowell
 

Offline Shrike

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #47 on: July 23, 2002, 01:00:51 am
Yes-Man.

:p
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Shrike

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #48 on: July 23, 2002, 01:01:58 am
Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
- Thunderman (:) ) has the ability to ban anyone from the HLP forums, and to lock any thread he deems unworthy.
You know something interesting?  The only person with a ban here was banned by me.

Something to think about. :drevil:
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Dr.Zer0

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #49 on: July 23, 2002, 01:16:18 am
hmm, all this reminds me of my super power, captin lethargo(the amazing power of lethatgicness) :D
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Offline TheVirtu

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #50 on: July 23, 2002, 01:51:01 am
Captain Count: Using his uber-counting powers, he counts the amount of visits to his pr0n site, manually.
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Offline Ace

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #51 on: July 23, 2002, 03:11:09 am
El Diablo-All he does is play Diablo all day, his massive now fire-retardent and bulletproof due to their sheer density caluses could be used to save lives, but the irony is they simply aid in creating more maxed out perfect-character Battle.net accounts to sell and even more Diablo playing.
Ace
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Offline Reaper

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #52 on: July 23, 2002, 03:59:56 am
Quote
Originally posted by penguin
OK, how about:

CODER MAN  He sits on his ass all day, and drinks coffee and Cokes, and reads the HLP forums when he's supposed to be working.


Sorry about the late reply... but are you talking about Mr. Sticks?:D:D
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Offline Dr.Zer0

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Reply #53 on: July 23, 2002, 05:11:51 am
Quote
Originally posted by penguin
OK, how about:

CODER MAN  He sits on his ass all day, and drinks coffee and Cokes, and reads the HLP forums when he's supposed to be working.


we all have  a little of that power with in us
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Offline Black Wolf

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Reply #54 on: July 23, 2002, 06:37:56 am
Ensign Amazing - The strongest, smartest, fastest superhero in history - or at least he will be - once he get's promoted.

Dr Newbie - A heinously evil fiend, with satanic plans to take over every BB on the net. While Dr Newbie posesses no super powers, he has supplemented his normalness with evil weapons like his "My beams won't fire" gun and his "Will there be a FS3" grenades of death.
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Offline Dr.Zer0

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Reply #55 on: July 23, 2002, 08:04:32 am
Bot Boy - the hoped to be smartest person in all of the univers, too bad that will happen in after 2012, 12, 21(end of world to Mayan calendar ;) )
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Offline Mad Bomber

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Reply #56 on: July 23, 2002, 08:11:28 am
Don't forget Cant-move-without-hurting-himself-Man! :D
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Offline TheCelestialOne

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Reply #57 on: July 23, 2002, 08:12:28 am
Eightball » A IRC bot who is a politician. Just join #nodewar channel on IRC and ask anyone for Eightball... They'll show you.
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Offline Dr.Zer0

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Reply #58 on: July 23, 2002, 09:46:34 am
Quote
Originally posted by Mad Bomber
Don't forget Cant-move-without-hurting-himself-Man! :D


err, who's line is it anyway improv skit theaf :mad:

;)
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Offline penguin

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Reply #59 on: July 23, 2002, 10:10:28 am
PlasticSurgeryWoman - has the ability to look 10 years younger
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