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Offline Stryke 9

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Why are you bashing spam so much? If it weren't for my spam, think of what this forum would be like!

 

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Why are you bashing spam so much? If it weren't for my spam, think of what this forum would be like!

*sees a bright, happy, cheerful place where everyone is singing and dancing together*
*shudders*
Keep up the good work Stryke...

 

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Why are you bashing spam so much? If it weren't for my spam, think of what this forum would be like!


Uhhh... ummhh...  no comment :o

:ha:

 

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Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off!

HAHAHAHAHA

ha

ha

*dies*


I kinda liked that one...

anyway, two elephants decide to fly to the south. They fly halfway, but then start wondering, where south is. So they land, and see a crocodile. They ask:
"Excuse us, but do you know where south is?"
"Wait a minute, I have to discuss this with the Boss," sais the crocodile and leaves. Soon he returns with the Boss, who sais
"Listen, we don't know where south is, but we'll beat you up anyways."

I have a ton of these. :D
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Kick his sister in the chin.


What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do you unload the babies with a pitchfork?
To see if any are still alive

What's red and crawls around in circles?
A baby with it's hand nailed to the floor

What's more fun than stapling a baby to the wall?
Ripping it back off.


*runs*
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Offline Pera

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Tell me, should I be more worried about the fact that someone makes up jokes like that, or that I found them funny :nervous:
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There are MANY more but I don't particularly want to be castrated by an admin.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2002, 08:15:58 am by 397 »
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Martinus

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There are MANY more but I don't particularly want to be castrated by an admin.


I don't particularly want to touch your genitals, not even with a knife...

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Hoookaaay...

 

Offline elorran

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Heres one for you to sink your teeth into...

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POLITICS EXPLAINED


A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
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Offline Stunaep

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I've heard variations of this one. Maybe I  think for a few days (yes, I can think :rolleyes: ), I'll come up with some.
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Originally posted by an0n
Sandwich edit: *disgusting jokes removed here*
*runs*


an0n, I usually take things quite easy, and even if I have a strong opinion about something (like terror or Israel, etc), I try to stay polite and tolerant.

But, in all honesty, I find those baby jokes quite offensive. I've never thought about reporting a post to admins, until now. I haven't done so, but please: don't post any more garbage of that kind.

Thank you.
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Offline Styxx

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Originally posted by sandwich
an0n, I usually take things quite easy, and even if I have a strong opinion about something (like terror or Israel, etc), I try to stay polite and tolerant.

But, in all honesty, I find those baby jokes quite offensive. I've never thought about reporting a post to admins, until now. I haven't done so, but please: don't post any more garbage of that kind.

Thank you.


I didn't do anything because noone seemed offended by the post. In the future, if you find something offensive, feel free to warn us - we won't ban the person or anything (unless it's an extreme case) but we can remove the offensive content.
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Offline Martinus

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I've let this slide because I deem it stupid but if anyone does complain I won't have any problems removing the thread.

Show a little consideration an0n.

 

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Originally posted by Styxx


I didn't do anything because noone seemed offended by the post. In the future, if you find something offensive, feel free to warn us - we won't ban the person or anything (unless it's an extreme case) but we can remove the offensive content.


Well, personally I always like to solve/confront any problems or differences I may have with the person, not involving others. Only if the need arose for some reason would I bring you guys in - you
ve enough on your shoulders as it is.

And anyway, to make myself clear (hoo-boy, this ain't gonna help... :p): I wasn't offended by that post, but I did find it offensive.

Hmmm... that actually makes sense. :)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

Offline Nico

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sense, really?
bah, I have very funny jokes, but I doubt they'd go throught the translation w/o loosing all their humorous content...
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Thats no moon... hes dropped his pants!