HLP Network

News:

Thanks to the hard work of rev_posix and Sandwich, the HLP email system has been fixed!  All registration emails from the past few months have been re-sent.  If you still need help, please sign on to Discord and let us know.  The Discord link can be found in the top navbar under the HLP menu. ヾ(´︶`♡)ﾉ

 
« Previous Thread Next Thread »
Print
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 Next >   Go Down

Author Topic: Let's Play Chess  (Read 5844 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline JSRNerdo

  • [`_`]/
  • 29
  • Gone!
Let's Play Chess
on: August 02, 2016, 07:26:40 pm
8   ♜   ♞   ♝   ♛   ♚   ♝   ♞   ♜
7   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟
6                        
5                        
4                     ♙      
3                        
2   ♙   ♙   ♙         ♙   ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖   ♘   ♗   ♕   ♔   ♗   ♘   ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

d4

Your move.
Former Inferno lead, BTA fredder-ish and DE fredder. Driven out by ordinary fascists the_e, aesaar and general battuta. Will return if they're ever removed.
 

Offline Phantom Hoover

  • 211
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #1 on: August 02, 2016, 07:33:57 pm
a5
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.
 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

  • 27
  • This is fine.
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #2 on: August 02, 2016, 07:36:06 pm
e2 e3
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?
 

Offline JSRNerdo

  • [`_`]/
  • 29
  • Gone!
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #3 on: August 02, 2016, 07:40:20 pm
8   ♜         ♝   ♛   ♚   ♝   ♞   ♜
7         ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟
6               ♞            
5   ♟                     
4                     ♙      
3                           ♙
2   ♙   ♙   ♙               ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖   ♘   ♗   ♕   ♔   ♗   ♘   ♖
      a    b    c    d    e    f    g    h

d4
a5
e3
Nc6

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 05:16:06 pm by JSRNerdo »
Former Inferno lead, BTA fredder-ish and DE fredder. Driven out by ordinary fascists the_e, aesaar and general battuta. Will return if they're ever removed.
 

Offline Phantom Hoover

  • 211
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #4 on: August 02, 2016, 07:43:30 pm
Qh5
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.
 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

  • 27
  • This is fine.
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #5 on: August 02, 2016, 07:44:47 pm
g6
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?
  

Offline JSRNerdo

  • [`_`]/
  • 29
  • Gone!
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #6 on: August 02, 2016, 07:53:19 pm
8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚   ♝   ♞   ♜
7        ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟         ♟
6              ♞                     ♟
5   ♟                     
4                     ♙      
3                          ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙              ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖   ♘   ♗        ♔   ♗   ♘   ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:10:34 am by JSRNerdo »
Former Inferno lead, BTA fredder-ish and DE fredder. Driven out by ordinary fascists the_e, aesaar and general battuta. Will return if they're ever removed.
 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

  • 27
  • This is fine.
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #7 on: August 02, 2016, 08:00:01 pm
Bg7
« Last Edit: August 02, 2016, 08:05:53 pm by Thisisaverylongusername »
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?
 

Offline Phantom Hoover

  • 211
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #8 on: August 02, 2016, 08:07:01 pm
Kd2
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.
 

Offline niffiwan

  • 211
  • Eluder Class
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #9 on: August 02, 2016, 08:12:14 pm
Suicide King  :nervous:
Creating a fs2_open.log | Red Alert Bug = Hex Edit | MediaVPs 2014: Bigger HUD gauges | 32bit libs for 64bit Ubuntu
----
Debian Packages (testing/unstable): Freespace2 | wxLauncher
----
m|m: I think I'm suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Bmpman is starting to make sense and it's actually written reasonably well...
 

Offline JSRNerdo

  • [`_`]/
  • 29
  • Gone!
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #10 on: August 02, 2016, 08:14:02 pm
8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚         ♞   ♜
7        ♟   ♟         ♟   ♟   ♝   ♟
6              ♞                     ♟
5   ♟               ♟      
4                     ♙      
3                          ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔        ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖   ♘   ♗              ♗   ♘   ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5

Quote
<Phantom__Hoover>im playing the baru cormorant stratagem
<Phantom__Hoover>i am going to the black home rank to be exalted as an agent of the throne

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:11:34 am by JSRNerdo »
Former Inferno lead, BTA fredder-ish and DE fredder. Driven out by ordinary fascists the_e, aesaar and general battuta. Will return if they're ever removed.
 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

  • 27
  • This is fine.
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #11 on: August 02, 2016, 08:17:46 pm
Bd3
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?
 

Offline GhylTarvoke

  • 26
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #12 on: August 02, 2016, 09:26:09 pm
Kings are the second-coolest pieces. (Coolest are the pawns.)
 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
  • 213
  • Syndral Active. 0410.
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #13 on: August 02, 2016, 09:34:12 pm
Twitch Plays Chess.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline Luis Dias

  • 211
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #14 on: August 02, 2016, 10:09:21 pm
Certain people just can't help themselves from certain behaviors now can they? sigh.

Well, at least we've diverted from typical opening analysis. Let's pretend that was the point.

e: scratch that, didn't see Bd3.

Ok. Let's play Nf6.
 

Offline JSRNerdo

  • [`_`]/
  • 29
  • Gone!
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #15 on: August 02, 2016, 10:56:33 pm
8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚               ♜
7        ♟   ♟         ♟   ♟   ♝   ♟
6              ♞               ♞   ♟
5   ♟               ♟      
4                     ♙      
3               ♘   ♗   ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔         ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖         ♗                     ♘   ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3

Quote
<MageKing17>play chess like a Shivan
<MageKing17>move all pieces simultaneously according to genetic algorithms
<Caiaphas>ignore the rules of the game and immediately destroy the enemy king
<Caiaphas>the rules of the game are that there are no rules
<Caiaphas>(i think like a shivan, i'm allowed to contradict myself)
<MageKing17>shock-jump the enemy king
<Caiaphas>sharpen the chessboard and hurl it into your adversary's sternum

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:11:53 am by JSRNerdo »
Former Inferno lead, BTA fredder-ish and DE fredder. Driven out by ordinary fascists the_e, aesaar and general battuta. Will return if they're ever removed.
 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

  • 27
  • This is fine.
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #16 on: August 02, 2016, 10:57:21 pm
o-o
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?
 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
  • 213
  • Syndral Active. 0410.
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #17 on: August 03, 2016, 02:36:59 am
Quote from: Luis Dias on August 02, 2016, 10:09:21 pm
Certain people just can't help themselves from certain behaviors now can they? sigh.

If your intention was to become Phantom Hoover, congratulations, you have succeeded.

Peering at the board across turns I think MageKing may be onto something.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline Luis Dias

  • 211
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #18 on: August 03, 2016, 03:43:58 am
aaaahhhh how can I ever recover from that attack, NG?

Oh, I know. Ne2.
 

Offline Ghostavo

  • 210
  • Let it be glue!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Twitter
Re: Let's Play Chess
Reply #19 on: August 03, 2016, 04:39:03 am
This chess game makes me want to claw my eyes out.
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...
Print
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 Next >   Go Up
« Previous Thread Next Thread »