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Offline JSRNerdo

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2016, 07:00:49 pm »
Please move legally(not red twice)
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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2016, 07:02:49 pm »
Kd3
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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #42 on: August 03, 2016, 07:08:04 pm »
DXE4




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Offline JSRNerdo

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2016, 07:12:08 pm »
8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚           
7              ♟         ♟         ♝   ♟
6                                   
5                              ♟      
4                     ♙                  ♙
3               ♔         ♙   ♕            
2   ♙   ♙   ♙         ♘   ♙   ♙      
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h


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Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3

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<Phantom__Hoover>i blame the brahmans

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 07:23:37 pm by JSRNerdo »
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Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2016, 07:15:51 pm »
Green has teleported its queen to h3. That was brilliant. Never saw it coming.


ok. e5.

and red queen teleported to b5 please.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 07:20:41 pm by Luis Dias »

Offline JSRNerdo

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2016, 07:23:29 pm »
Green has teleported its queen to h3. That was brilliant. Never saw it coming.


ok. e5.

and red queen teleported to b5 please.

Whoops that was an editing error, fixed sorry
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Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2016, 07:25:55 pm »
i maintain my brilliant move. it most be brilliant because im ignoring 9 points, that's how you know its brilliant

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2016, 07:59:23 pm »
Qh3
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2016, 08:11:24 pm »
8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚           
7              ♟                     ♝   ♟
6                                   
5                        ♟            
4                     ♙   ♟   ♟         ♙
3               ♔         ♙               ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙         ♘   ♙   ♙      
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h


♞♞♜

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4

it most be brilliant because im ignoring 9 points, that's how you know its brilliant

Your move.
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Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2016, 03:42:53 am »
Ok i must admit i wasn't calculating f4. i can't understand why, it's sheer brilliance in its avoidance of check mating the opponent.

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2016, 06:50:10 pm »
Red zug's wanged, Green triangulate FTW

Kc4

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2016, 07:15:12 pm »
Bxh3
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2016, 11:34:28 pm »
8   ♜               ♛   ♚           
7               ♟                     ♝   ♟
6                                   
5                        ♟            
4               ♔   ♙   ♟   ♟         ♙
3                           ♙               ♙
2   ♙   ♙   ♙         ♘   ♙            
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

♗♘♕
♝♞♞♜

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3

it's sheer brilliance in its avoidance of check mating the opponent.
Your move.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2016, 02:28:33 am by JSRNerdo »
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The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2016, 12:09:31 am »
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I see that bishop made an emergency subspace jump before it could be captured.
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Offline JSRNerdo

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2016, 01:04:54 am »
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I see that bishop made an emergency subspace jump before it could be captured.

I blame Shivans  :nervous:
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The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
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Offline Luis Dias

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2016, 05:16:12 am »
Kb5

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2016, 06:42:02 am »
Kd4
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

Offline JSRNerdo

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2016, 07:51:35 am »
Uh, how's your king getting to d4 from e8
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Offline Phantom Hoover

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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2016, 08:17:32 am »
6 and im not going a penny higher
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Re: Let's Play Chess
« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2016, 02:49:20 pm »
Whose move is it?

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