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Offline Grey Wolf

OT: Top 10 Rejected LotR Plot Twists
on: August 22, 2002, 09:15:44 pm
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Offline Kellan

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OT: Top 10 Rejected LotR Plot Twists
Reply #1 on: August 23, 2002, 04:44:33 pm
This thread has been a big hit. I feel the need to bump it, but without the :bump: smilie, I feel lost... :sigh:

Could be because I couldn't get the URL to work, BTW.
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Reply #2 on: August 23, 2002, 07:46:21 pm
Meh... :blah:

List I, #2 is kewl. ;)
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Reply #3 on: August 23, 2002, 07:52:32 pm
Guess it helps if you've seen the movie or read the books
 

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Reply #4 on: August 23, 2002, 08:19:55 pm
Iduno...

this is weard !
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Reply #5 on: August 23, 2002, 09:23:26 pm
:lol:

those are great!
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Reply #6 on: August 24, 2002, 03:18:34 am
Almost speechless...

I love the one about Gimli... Pure Dwarf attitude!
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Reply #7 on: August 24, 2002, 04:00:11 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Meh... :blah:

List I, #2 is kewl. ;)


1, #4, funny, I always wondered what was up with that, now I know :lol:
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Reply #8 on: August 24, 2002, 04:35:24 am
*Gets less than a fourth of the jokes*
I'm beginning to wish I sat more than two meters from the screen. :blah:
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Offline Nico

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Reply #9 on: August 24, 2002, 04:39:26 am
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*Gets less than a fourth of the jokes*
I'm beginning to wish I sat more than two meters from the screen. :blah:

at least half of the jokes can't be understand if you haven't read the books ( and that includes the hobbit and the silmarillion ).
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Reply #10 on: August 24, 2002, 11:48:35 am
I read the books and I still don't understand them. :doubt:
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #11 on: August 25, 2002, 03:48:57 pm
I thought List V, number 5 was pretty funny....
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Reply #12 on: August 25, 2002, 08:58:25 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
I thought List V, number 5 was pretty funny....


Hehe yeah, that was the best one. :D

Hmmmm, I wonder what Mel Brooks would make of this list?!? ;)
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