Thunder Lemon
Thanks to Goober, I'm looking at that list again and I can see that there's a whole bunch of fun you can have with these combinations:
Pink Sasquatch (well, it beats pink elephants IMHO)
Exploding Whisky (sure, mixing explosions and alcohol, what could possibly go wrong?)
Screaming Haze (that brings back memories--er, dont ask.

)
Burning River (gawds, that sounds more polluted than the
Ganges River and that's saying something!)
Exploding Demon (sounds like something out of the
Doom games)
Magic Lemon (does it make magic lemonade?)
Purple Potato (ugh, I hate sweet potato, so why would I eat this?)
Flaming Freedom (I prefer my freedom to be nonflammable, thanks)
Rigid Hammer (yeah, this is
totally not a sexual double entendre)
What can you guys come up with?
