a(y^128) lmao
Why are PCs like air conditioners? They stop working properly if you open Windows!
If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question and "No" is the answer!
What if Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows Vista crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does!
What's the difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.
Windows: Just another pain in the glass
Windows: The Gates of hell
Who the **** is General Failure? And why is he reading my harddisk?
If Microsoft manufactured cars, every time they repainted the lines on the roads you’d have to buy a new car.
How did Microsoft break Volkswagen's world record? Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
What's the difference between windows 95 and highly destructive unstoppable virus? About 90 Megs of hard disk space.
<us98> hi
<us98> I've windows 98 installed on my computer
<Sygrke> ok
<us98> now i have a problem
<Sygrke> you repeat yourself dude
Eberlin: Nothing accelerates windows like a good ol' fashioned 9.8m/s^2
@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
<Glen> hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!
<Alex> Ohh the suspense
<Glen> it is like a thriller novel
<Alex> A race against time
<Glen> a twisted web of deceit
<Glen> a woman without a past, a detective without a future
<Glen> a file browsing application without proper thread isolation
<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.
<Sefy> I found 1 error in windows XP
<Dested> Oh i guess thats not that bad
<Sefy> **** brb, my zero key isnt working
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The instructions said to install Microsoft Windows(tm) XP or better, so I installed Linux.
<NiffTuRNaL> its ok BenZor
<NiffTuRNaL> windows isnt real
<NiffTuRNaL> its just a fairytale linux users use to scare their kids