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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
I WANT REAL REVIEWS :/
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
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-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
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-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
nobody plays single missions

you should have marketed it as a one-mission campaign.
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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
nobody plays single missions

I do, quite often in fact
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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
then you're the exception that proves the rule
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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
Hey could you get another mirror?  For some reason I can't download from that filedropper. :warp:

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
No starfield.pof.

The background was generally dull.

The mission tries too hard to be funny.

Spoiler:
I blew up the cargo container hauled by the NT O GAWD I ALMOST MESSDED UP I MEANT GT whatever and the station exploded.

No Gargants. Nuff said.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 
Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
Added alternate download link to the OP
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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
Spoiler:
I blew up the cargo container hauled by the NT O GAWD I ALMOST MESSDED UP I MEANT GT whatever and the station exploded.

You weren't supposed to do that

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No Gargants. Nuff said.

Only because the Gargant hasn't actually been released yet.

Although if you look closely you can find a very small Gargant...
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
Spoiler:
I blew up the cargo container hauled by the NT O GAWD I ALMOST MESSDED UP I MEANT GT whatever and the station exploded.

You weren't supposed to do that
Well, I did. It can't be my fault if that makes the mission act all wonky.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 
Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
Do I really need to add a bunch of failsafes to make my missions completely idiot-proof against whatever crazy stunt someone tries to pull?
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Offline TopAce

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
Do I really need to add a bunch of failsafes to make my missions completely idiot-proof against whatever crazy stunt someone tries to pull?

In short: Yes.
My community contributions - Get my campaigns from here.

I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.

 

Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
I'm sure Spoon did. In WoD. You know, that campaign that supposedly sucks so much :7

 
Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
I'm sure Spoon did. In WoD. You know, that campaign that supposedly sucks so much :7

Wouldn't know, I just looked at the vp files  :ick:
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Offline bigchunk1

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
SO... I played the mission and it's pretty decent.
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Spoiler:
Kind of a funny mission, tricking the player and all that. Is it possible to beat by killing the freighter? I didn't try.

Don't give enemy ships such silly names... Distraction wing and weretrickingyou... Well dunno to each his own.
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Spoiler:
Destroy the freighter and you're a traitor (hey, that rhymed)
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Offline Deadly in a Shadow

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
I'm sure Spoon did. In WoD. You know, that campaign that supposedly sucks so much :7

Wouldn't know, I just looked at the vp files  :ick:


You didn' even played the campaign and you said the campaign sucks? Oh c'mon...

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
I looked at the mission in notepad and I can safely conclude that ****sux and its not worth even trying.
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Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
I'm sure Spoon did. In WoD. You know, that campaign that supposedly sucks so much :7

Wouldn't know, I just looked at the vp files  :ick:
*snip*

You didn' even played the campaign and you said the campaign sucks? Oh c'mon...

Hey, this is DarthWang. Anyone who's seen his "constructive criticism" should know he's special :P

From reading the mission I can tell it's mediocre at best. The ship names are just ridiculous and the dialogue is a complete travesty

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
Whilst part of me is enjoying the 'reap what you sow' mentality of this thread, it's rapidly descending into complete chaos.

Last Chance, if you haven't played the mission, don't post, if you have then feel free to give feedback.

 
Re: RELEASE: Antares Station Patrol
I didn't play it because it would be too painful and awful. But I looked though the vp files very thoroughly in order to get the plot and crap down, that's how I could tell it was ripping off SC2
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