It has come to my attention that there is a dangerous amount of awesomeness running wild on HLP. All users are warned to beware lest they become entangled in this awesomeness and lose all human form and function. It has been rumoured that encountering such awesomeness results in extreme orgasming as well as transcendence into a higher form of existence. Direct manifestations of this awesomeness have taken the form of HLP users and hence those who you interact with on the forums may just be impostors for the awesomeness's continued infiltration into our ranks. Use awesomeness only as directed, seek help if symptoms persist. Terms and conditions apply, see in-store for details. OTHER SUCH THINGS
