[redsniper]

WOW this thread has grown a LOT!
that forum is really starting to scare me. discriminating against handicapped people, that one racist mother worried about her daughter's Hispanic boyfriend, its all madness.  That thing about the British really pissed me off and I'm not even British!!!
it seems my country's really fu><0red

[Bobboau]

I wasn't calling you mindless sheep
(though im not refuting such sentiment now)
I was actually alluding to the shepherd-sheep metaphor used in the bible
but now that you bring it up, that might fit well too

[Grey Wolf]

I was kidding, you know. That's why the smiley and the comment at the end were there. But that actually makes sense (the reference to the sheep-herder metaphor).

[Bobboau]

eh, whatever...

*changes subject*

they caut that abortion bomber,
dumpster diveing,
for food

[Ace]

In the spirit of an0n's posts, here goes:
Ace's Postulate on the Special Cases of Divine Intervention
Sex without marriage is a sin.
Polygamy is a sin.
Children come from sex.
Children born out of wedlock are bastards.
Jesus is the son of god and Mary.
Mary was bethrothed to Joseph.

Conclusion: God had sex with a woman he was not married to, thus Jesus is a bastard by definition.

Just food for thought Just the same literal bible interpretation the fundamentalists do... since afterall despite culture changes and translations our version of the bible is the literal divine word!

[Tiara]

Originally posted by Top Gun
Their opinions on the British (I shudder to think what they think of the French or Dutch)

I'm glad they would think of us as the scum of the Earth and the children of Satan cause that'd make us their complete opposites!

[01010]

This is nothing shocking especially, almost any fundamentalist strain of any religion is like this. The description of the British might have been offensive it hadn't been written by a buck-tooth, sister shagging, 25 stone piece of redneck trailer trash from one of the southern states.

[HotSnoJ]

Originally posted by Kamikaze
http://www.drdino.com/cse.asp?pg=articles&specific=6

Another failure of humanity, good for a laugh though.

I really respect that guy not only for his beliefs are but also cuz I've meet him in person. Good guy.

That's all I'm going to say.

[Bobboau]

you are sideing with a guy that said 'cyanide is good for you' !!!?

[Zeronet]

You sure this isnt some sort of joke site?

[karajorma]

We all know sex is a dirty, dirty deed which all must begrudgingly take part in from time to time in order we fulfill our contract with the Lord to "be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28) and insure our lady-folk with the only means of getting into Heaven they possess, for they shall only "be saved in childbearing."

Suddenly I see why they are so hostile all the time

[Top Gun]

Originally posted by Zeronet
You sure this isnt some sort of joke site?

No, It's listed on crank.net. Read the earlier post.

Originally posted by HotSnoJ



 I really respect that guy not only for his beliefs are but also cuz I've meet him in person. Good guy.

 That's all I'm going to say.

Oh dear, oh dear, orh dear




You may be interested to read this, or maybe this, or this.

Hell even the other young earthers
think he's a complete crack pot.

[redsniper]

I think we should invade that forum and cause a lot of trouble just for fun.  We could ask them all kinds of awkward questions or just spam the place with Freespace stuff

[karajorma]

Originally posted by redsniper
I think we should invade that forum and cause a lot of trouble just for fun.  We could ask them all kinds of awkward questions or just spam the place with Freespace stuff

Do you really want to lead them back here?

[betterthanyou]

Now these sites are obvious jokes. They are playing off of church stereotypes that have been in place for the last 200 years and using those stereotypes to make all Christians out to be idiots.

If you can't see through an obvious joke, I don't know how you live in this world...

You know theonion is the best source for real, reliable news.

[Zeronet]

But a lot of christians aren't creationists so these sites don't make christians to be idiots, they just show how insane creationists actually are.

[Top Gun]

Originally posted by betterthanyou
Now these sites are obvious jokes. They are playing off of church stereotypes that have been in place for the last 200 years and using those stereotypes to make all Christians out to be idiots.

If you can't see through an obvious joke, I don't know how you live in this world...

You know theonion is the best source for real, reliable news.

Landoverbaptist, Betty Bowers and objective ministies are; this isn't.

http://www.crank.net/hate.html


Edit: The more I read, the less plausible it becomes, My position is now that of "on the fence" as to wherther this is serious or a parody.


I found this rather comical concearning the war in Iraq

True Christians (Baptists) and start using toilet paper. We'll drag those people kicking and screaming into this century if it's the last thing we do!

[Crazy_Ivan80]

Originally posted by karajorma


Do you really want to lead them back here?

or brake the Prime Directive

I do have to say though that it's general practice here to put crackpots and nutcases in institutes for the mentally impaired (referring the crank-link) You guys put them on the web. I'm not sure which one is more cost effective.

[SKYNET-011]

http://pub49.ezboard.com/ftruechristiansunitefrm7.showMessage?topicID=21.topic

I'm sorry, but THAT is ****ing sick. It just pisses me off to hear people like that.

[Top Gun]

Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80


or brake the Prime Directive

I do have to say though that it's general practice here to put crackpots and nutcases in institutes for the mentally impaired (referring the crank-link) You guys put them on the web. I'm not sure which one is more cost effective.

It keeps them off the street while they're constantly updating thei pages, gives everyone a laugh and saves on incarceration expenses: It's a win win situation.






Anyhow, I think it's time to up the level of crankitude in this thread to a crank.net rating of "Illucid".


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