In the spirit of an0n's posts, here goes:
Ace's Postulate on the Special Cases of Divine InterventionSex without marriage is a sin.
Polygamy is a sin.
Children come from sex.
Children born out of wedlock are bastards.
Jesus is the son of god and Mary.
Mary was bethrothed to Joseph.
Conclusion: God had sex with a woman he was not married to, thus Jesus is a bastard by definition.
Just food for thought

Just the same literal bible interpretation the fundamentalists do... since afterall despite culture changes and translations our version of the bible is the literal divine word!
