I'm a situational comedy guy. I make jokes based on the situation. But here's a good one I got from somewhere else:
A boss calls one of his esteemed workers into his office. The Boss says to the employee, that, if he marries his daughter, he'll give him a 100,000 dollar salary. But there's a catch, the daughter is incredibly ugly, and incredibly stupid. So ugly and stupid, in fact, that the guy turns down the offer.
The boss, dismayed, says that he'll give him a 500,000 dollar salary, and his own estate. The guy thinks a little, and says that he'll do it.
What the heck, he thinks,
I could always just put a bag over her head when we have sex..
They are married, and months go bye. So, the guy was standing up on a ladder, and repairing a board on the cieling. He asks the wife to go get a box of nails. The wife trots off, muttering "Get the nails, get the nails, get the nails." She brings him the nails, and the man asks her to go get the hammer. She runs off, muttering "Get the hammer, get the hammer, get the hammer". She brings it to him, and the guy starts to hammer away, until he hits his finger with the hammer. "****!!!" he yells, and the wife turns away, mutering "Get the bag, get the bag, get the bag."
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