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Offline Admiral LSD

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As far as Windows goes, AFAIK 2000 Professional doesn't support it but 2000 Server and Advanced Server do (not sure about Datacenter Server). XP Professional supports it and oddly enough, XP Home Edition supports it too depsite having no "official" SMP support. The 2003 Server variants all support it too I believe.
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I don't love XP, I just have profound hatred towards systems that don't run either Freespace nor 3ds Max.

That, and I paid $150 for XP.


Windows 2000. 'Nuff said.

And who was it who gave the example of the 2K CD exploding in the disc drive as "proof" that 2K was not stable? Get real.
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Offline Turnsky

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Originally posted by Sandwich


Windows 2000. 'Nuff said.

And who was it who gave the example of the 2K CD exploding in the disc drive as "proof" that 2K was not stable? Get real.


i was just joking.. the cd was a little cracked, and in a 52x drive... not good..

i just thought it was the ultimate in cd-copy protection:p
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Offline Martinus

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[color=66ff00]I find 2K to be quite an excellent OS. I took one ten minute look at XP and realised it was little more than bloatware designed to further line M$'s pockets. If driver support was more consistent for 2K it would be pretty close to damn good, instead it's merely good.
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On a side note, I will never worry about posting a topic with too long of a title again. ;)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

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[color=66ff00]I took one ten minute look at XP and realised it was little more than bloatware designed to further line M$'s pockets.[/color]


You suck. I've taken a two year look at XP and realised it's the best damn thing MS have ever released. If I drank coffee, my 2k CDs would be serving as coasters right now.
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*likes XP*........................
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I'm running 2k and find it quite acceptable.  Nice and stable too.

Hope you get your OS working..... any OS.
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You suck.



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Shut up, wiener-face :p
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Offline Stunaep

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Windows 2000. 'Nuff said.

Okay. You've been heard.

Now any suggestions that don't involve spending hideous amounts of money.

(actually I've gotten some very useful replies thus far. Things seem to be at least somewhat moving)
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It was said that Windows 2000 was the first attempt to unify the NT line and the 9x line of OS.

The truth is that Win2k is more like Windows NT5. If you check the actual version it states that it's an NT.
Good things:
-Easier and handier user interface, ala 9x
-It's preemtive system meaning, that in theory no program can go on rampage - in practice it can happen if some basic low level component like your graphics drivers or APIs are not in synchron with what you're trying to do. It's quite rare for a windows 2000 to freeze - Blue Death is more likely.

Bad things:
-Easier and handier user interface - it's ala 9x - see there.
-It's an NT.
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Originally posted by Flaser
It was said that Windows 2000 was the first attempt to unify the NT line and the 9x line of OS.

The truth is that Win2k is more like Windows NT5. If you check the actual version it states that it's an NT.
Good things:
-Easier and handier user interface, ala 9x
-It's preemtive system meaning, that in theory no program can go on rampage - in practice it can happen if some basic low level component like your graphics drivers or APIs are not in synchron with what you're trying to do. It's quite rare for a windows 2000 to freeze - Blue Death is more likely.

Bad things:
-Easier and handier user interface - it's ala 9x - see there.
-It's an NT.

Blue Death with 2k is just as bad as a freeze... you have to restart

Goddamn Stop errors...

 

Offline Grey Wolf

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A bit of an interesting thing is my ancient copy of Norton Antivirus (version 5, it came with my old P3 550), thinks that Windows XP Home w/ Service Pack 1 is Windows NT v.5.1 :p
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I still experienced less breakdowns on Windows 2k than any 9x software.

The greatest reason was, that I could actually trace down the reason behind the blue death lockups, while I couldn't do the same with Win98SE.
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funny how all the threads in this forum are slowly turning about which windows version crashes most :doubt:
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