Well, I'm back. Seems the place is still standing.... good! What've I been up to? Well some highlights...
Driving. I've been lazy and not bothered with getting my lisence but dad was ok with me driving the hire car around some of the quieter places... managed not to stall or crash which is nice to go.
The marine world park... lots of dolphins, sea-lions and seals which made for a brilliant day - all the animals were really friendly and such which was pretty cool.
Absynthe. Illegal in the UK (at least not available in shops) but I found many a bottle in Portugal. Also, Jack Daniels is depresingly cheap out there compared to UK prices (about £12 as opposed to £17).
Weather. It rained the first week but cleared up for some really great sun. I is tanned, a'ight?
A curiously large number of pretty girls for this time of year (during school terms) but who cares. I'll say no more about this

Lots of trips and stuff, everyone in Portugal is really friendly... the food is good and the sights are fun.
Now then.
What's been going on around here, and indeed all around the world? I gather HL2 has been pushed back after the source code got ripped but that's about it. Fill me in on the highlights of it all please!