[TopAce]

I know we had had this quite a time ago, but I assume you collected more useful quote since that.

My favourite are:
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Get a coder, tie him to a chair, and make him try it - Raa tor'h
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*Gets an FS2 T-shirt with "Available for FREE from me" on it* - WMCoolmon
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assuming he's a he

but then again if he's not a he he'd be a she so i should not have described him as 'he' in my previous comment

assuming she's a she... - SuperCoolAi

[Thorn]

"Shut up! We'll sin if we want!"
I believe that was Shrike.....
That and whats in my sig..

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
- Spike milligan

Still think this one's brilliant but I'm not sure if you could characterise it as a quote, more of an observation I guess:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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[vyper]

In my Uni Job -
Female co-worker catches up with a conversation about Dick Van Dyke several minutes late and waves her hand and shouts:
"I don't like dick!!"

In Uni -
Our IM lecturer just started discussing how he was using the clone tool in PSP to remove a small boy from a picture of his trip to Shanghai.
"He's really set himself up for it now hasn't he?" - Stu (crazy man #1)
Later: "I just hope you didn't realise I was going to drop a shocker on you today with that quiz" - Lectuere
"Oh God he's going to drop his boxers!" - Crazy Man #1

HLP:
Like the siggy says -
"phear teh penis" - dg

[TopAce]

Originally posted by vyper
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"I don't like dick!!"
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I understand.

Dick = the tool?

[Turnsky]

"I may be Biased, but i like steak" -- Vyper.. (originally from a thread about food i think)

[Petrarch of the VBB]

I could quote Spike Milligan and/or Douglas Adams in some sort of international contest, but I'm not going to.

[Galemp]

*thumbs through book of 1,911 Best Things Ever Said*

"There is no need to do any housework at all. After four years the dirt doesn't get any worse."
-Quentin Crisp

[kasperl]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)



If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Woody Allen (1935 - )



Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)



Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), "Science, Philosophy and Religion: a Symposium", 1941



You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), New York Times, Dec. 23, 1929



To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Farmers' Almanac, 1978



In democracy its your vote that counts.; In feudalism its your count that votes.

Mogens Jallberg



To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben



It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting.

Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), Jumpers (1972) act 1



If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine



I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

Stephen Hawking (1942 - )



One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

-Plato



"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."

-John Fitzgerald Kennedy

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Aha. I might have to take some of those quotes from when you die in OFP.

"When the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box" - Italian Proverb

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]"Keep searching for happiness outside yourself because once you become fulfilled, you are no longer profitable to our corporate agenda" - Anonymous
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[karajorma]

Half the world is composed of people with something to say who can't say it. The other half is people with nothing to say who keep on saying it.

Wish I could remember who's quote that was

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

[karajorma]

They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet. --Mae West

If all the girls attending the Yale-Harvard game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker

[Fineus]

Whats in my signiture - the first from Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency, the second from a song by Tool.

[an0n]

"My house is dirty, buy me a new one" ---- Krusty the Klown

"As the good Lord says, love thy fellow man as you love yourself, unless they are Turks, then kill the bastards" ---- King Richard IV, Blackadder 2(?)

"That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles." ---- Blackadder

Hag: "Two things you must know about the wise woman. First...she is a woman. Second...she is..."
Blackadder: "Wise?"
Hag: "Oh! You know her then?"
Blackadder: "No, just a stab in the dark, which is what you'll be getting in a minute if you don't become more helpful."

"This sounds like a 12 change of underwear trip." ---- Cat, Red Dwarf

"And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted---nevermore!" ---- The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

[HotSnoJ]

Originally posted by Thorn
"Shut up! We'll sin if we want!"
I believe that was Shrike.....
That and whats in my sig..

I think that was directed at me in one of our religion discussion threads.

"I don't believe there are any new objections to be discovered to the truth of Christianity, though there may be some art in presenting old ones in a new dress. My faith has been greatly confirmed by the infidel writers I have read. Men may argue ingeniously against our faith, as indeed they may against anything -- but what can they say in defense of their own -- I would carry the war into their own territories, I would ask them what they believe -- if they said they believed anything, I think that they might be shown to be more full of difficulties and liable to infinitely greater objections than the system they oppose and they were credulous and unreasonable for believing it. If they said they did not believe anything, you could not, to be sure, have anything further to say to them. In that case they would be insane, or at best ill qualified to teach others what they ought to believe or disbelieve." ~ Francis Scott Key

Long quote indeed but really good non the less.

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Heheh Blackadder, must watch that again sometime.
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[Killfrenzy]

"C will eat you, chew you up, and then spit you out again the other side. And that's before it craps on you and walks away without looking back."

- My mate Ray

"I don't mind praying to the eternal father but I seem to be the only man in England plagued with an eternal mother!"

- Edward VII on his mother, Queen Victoria a few years before she died

"The train passed through Bexhill, where I got off. It wasn't easy, the train didn't stop there!"

- Spike Milligan

I'm sure I'll drag some more up later!

[Petrarch of the VBB]

"At Waterloo station I was given a photograph of Hitler marked 'This is your enemy'. I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train."
Spike Milligan.