Author Topic: Tell A Story II: Subtitle (Read 46099 times)

Odyssey · **Reply #200 on:** October 31, 2003, 04:04:53 pm

caused the transport to emit alcoholic fumes to all around. The ships started to manouvre in a weird fashion, as the intoxicated helmsmen...

TrashMan · **Reply #201 on:** October 31, 2003, 04:10:10 pm

collided with the Mother****'a! , igiting the rest of the alchocol and turing the shivan thrat into a badly smelling chrisp. The highly-explosive Bosch Beer caused a explosion of massive proportions, the so-called Bosch-Beer-Nova and...

redsniper · **Reply #202 on:** October 31, 2003, 04:10:35 pm

died happily drunk from the Beer. The transport then exploded with the force of a Meson Bomb, due to the volatile nature of Bosch Beer, destroying the SJ Mutha' ****a'. With the threat neutralized Bosch then...
EDIT: whoa, cross post.

Odyssey · **Reply #203 on:** October 31, 2003, 04:15:32 pm

exercised slow-breathing exercises he learned in highschool gym. Mr. T joined in with some big'ass breaths, but his breath stank so much that...

Stunaep · **Reply #204 on:** October 31, 2003, 04:18:36 pm

The rest of the team were forced to pull their underpants over their heads. Mr. T, not wanting to feel left out, also pulled his underpants over his head, and so...

Odyssey · **Reply #205 on:** October 31, 2003, 04:28:48 pm

the intolerable stench was filtered, and everyone else removed their underpants from their heads. Mr.T then followed suit, which meant the stench came back, so everyone put their underpants over their heads again. This cycle continued for a good half-hour, until...

Stunaep · **Reply #206 on:** October 31, 2003, 04:40:28 pm

JMS discovered that he had forgotten to put on his underwear that morning, and the thing he had been pulling over his head for the last half hour was actually...

Odyssey · **Reply #207 on:** October 31, 2003, 04:44:55 pm

one of Bosch's spares. He promptly screamed and ran in circles until it came off, then pouted away to have a bath. Everyone else found this so hilarious that they spent the next half hour rolling around laughing, but later they were caused to laugh even louder when...

TrashMan · **Reply #208 on:** October 31, 2003, 05:37:51 pm

...MrT jumped to the rescue and tried to beat the offending shorts with a ugly stick. Naturally he cloberd JMT good and skrieked in panic! He wanted to get out of the room but opend the airlock doo by mistake and....

Odyssey · **Reply #209 on:** October 31, 2003, 05:39:49 pm

was sucked directly into one of the water globules from the spent water balloon. The airlock was then closed, and everyone watched quietly as he gently drifted away. His voice could just be made out, saying...

TrashMan · **Reply #210 on:** October 31, 2003, 05:46:38 pm

...SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!.....

..I'm gonna get you all, mother****ers!...

And then a drunk shivan flew by and splated the ballon!
Mr.T was sent off spiraling into the sun. At the same time Bosch orders the helsmann: "Helm, set course for Bahama-Vegas station! I'm in the mood for some chiks, holas and more beer... Papa want's a brand new cruiser - and a matching pair of shoes!"

Odyssey · **Reply #211 on:** October 31, 2003, 05:50:21 pm

And that was the end of JMC. Alas, we knew him well. Now, on the Iceni, a big celebration was being held for no apparent reason, where...

TrashMan · **Reply #212 on:** October 31, 2003, 05:52:21 pm

...they were all getting ready for the big party and gambling spree...

TrashMan · **Reply #213 on:** October 31, 2003, 05:55:37 pm

...ther reat of the yourny wasa more-or-less uneventfull. The Iceny reached the station and the crew could hardly wait - gambling, beer & babes! Sevral crewmen couldn't wait, so they fired themselfs in a escape pod towards the staton. unfortunately, they were drunk and missed the air hatch....

Odyssey · **Reply #214 on:** October 31, 2003, 05:57:01 pm

so made a rather large dent in the outside of the station. They had to pay rather large fees to be rescued, and when they were, they discovered they had nothing left to gamble with. So Mr.T...

TrashMan · **Reply #215 on:** October 31, 2003, 05:59:28 pm

was cooked to a crisp by the hot sun. He came to the staton by hitchhiking (the drunk Shivan) and had a rather nice tan. The crew took Mr. T's gold (he was allso drunk and asslep) and gambled till dawn.....

TrashMan · **Reply #216 on:** October 31, 2003, 06:22:59 pm

.....they won BIG money (Bosch pulled his connections (read GUN)) and they bought themselves an cruiser for escort at Rear Admiral Pants B. Gone Army Surplus and a matching pair of shoes for Bosch. But it was not over yet. Baron von Kein Lederhosen challenged Bosch to a toothpick model building contest in open space while driving trough rings in a drag fighter!

Ransom · **Reply #217 on:** October 31, 2003, 08:23:27 pm

Bosch accepted the challenge, all the while knowing that...

Ace · **Reply #218 on:** October 31, 2003, 09:29:32 pm

...Baron von Kein Lederhosen was dressed in drag for his drag fighter! Bosch looked upon the Baron and lovingly said in his softest voice...

01010 · **Reply #219 on:** October 31, 2003, 09:32:10 pm

..."my ballbags are in great pain"...

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