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Offline Odyssey

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caused the transport to emit alcoholic fumes to all around. The ships started to manouvre in a weird fashion, as the intoxicated helmsmen...

 

Offline TrashMan

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collided with the Mother****'a! , igiting the rest of the alchocol and turing the shivan thrat into a badly smelling chrisp. The highly-explosive Bosch Beer caused a explosion of massive proportions, the so-called Bosch-Beer-Nova and...
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Offline redsniper

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died happily drunk from the Beer. The transport then exploded with the force of a Meson Bomb, due to the volatile nature of Bosch Beer, destroying the SJ Mutha' ****a'.  With the threat neutralized Bosch then...
EDIT: whoa, cross post.
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Offline Odyssey

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exercised slow-breathing exercises he learned in highschool gym. Mr. T joined in with some big'ass breaths, but his breath stank so much that...

 

Offline Stunaep

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The rest of the team were forced to pull their underpants over their heads. Mr. T, not wanting to feel left out, also pulled his underpants over his head, and so...
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Offline Odyssey

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the intolerable stench was filtered, and everyone else removed their underpants from their heads. Mr.T then followed suit, which meant the stench came back, so everyone put their underpants over their heads again. This cycle continued for a good half-hour, until...

 

Offline Stunaep

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JMS discovered that he had forgotten to put on his underwear that morning, and the thing he had been pulling over his head for the last half hour was actually...
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Offline Odyssey

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one of Bosch's spares. He promptly screamed and ran in circles until it came off, then pouted away to have a bath. Everyone else found this so hilarious that they spent the next half hour rolling around laughing, but later they were caused to laugh even louder when...

 

Offline TrashMan

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...MrT jumped to the rescue and tried to beat the offending shorts with a ugly stick. Naturally he cloberd JMT good and skrieked in panic! He wanted to get out of the room but opend the airlock doo by mistake and....
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Offline Odyssey

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was sucked directly into one of the water globules from the spent water balloon. The airlock was then closed, and everyone watched quietly as he gently drifted away. His voice could just be made out, saying...

 

Offline TrashMan

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...SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!.....

..I'm gonna get you all, mother****ers!...

And then a drunk shivan flew by and splated the ballon!
Mr.T was sent off spiraling into the sun. At the same time Bosch orders the helsmann: "Helm, set course for Bahama-Vegas station! I'm in the mood for some chiks, holas and more beer... Papa want's a brand new cruiser - and a matching pair of shoes!"
« Last Edit: October 31, 2003, 05:53:00 pm by 624 »
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Offline Odyssey

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And that was the end of JMC. Alas, we knew him well. Now, on the Iceni, a big celebration was being held for no apparent reason, where...

 

Offline TrashMan

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...they were all getting ready for the big party and gambling spree...
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Offline TrashMan

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...ther reat of the yourny wasa more-or-less uneventfull. The Iceny reached the station and the crew could hardly wait - gambling, beer & babes! Sevral crewmen couldn't wait, so they fired themselfs in a escape pod towards the staton. unfortunately, they were drunk and missed the air hatch....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Odyssey

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so made a rather large dent in the outside of the station. They had to pay rather large fees to be rescued, and when they were, they discovered they had nothing left to gamble with. So Mr.T...

 

Offline TrashMan

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was cooked to a crisp by the hot sun. He came to the staton by hitchhiking (the drunk Shivan) and had a rather nice tan. The crew took Mr. T's gold (he was allso drunk and asslep) and gambled till dawn.....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline TrashMan

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.....they won BIG money (Bosch pulled his connections (read GUN)) and they bought themselves an cruiser for escort at Rear Admiral Pants B. Gone Army Surplus and a matching pair of shoes for Bosch. But it was not over yet. Baron von Kein Lederhosen challenged Bosch to a toothpick model building contest in open space while driving trough rings in a drag fighter!
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Offline Ransom

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Bosch accepted the challenge, all the while knowing that...

 

Offline Ace

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...Baron von Kein Lederhosen was dressed in drag for his drag fighter! Bosch looked upon the Baron and lovingly said in his softest voice...
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..."my ballbags are in great pain"...
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