What the **** is with everyone being retarded to animals around halloween?
In the past 3 weeks in the UK there've been tons of animal cruelty stories, the most notable of which are: An adult dog was tied to a 12kg weight and thrown into a river; Some little ****s went into an animal shelter and executed tons of rabbits, horses and cats for target practice then set 2 cats on fire; And some ****ers taped a baby gerbil to a firework and launched it.
Kazan, you have my full blessing to take a ****ing axe to them. If you plead diminished responsibility you might even get off with it.
Seriously. Just follow them around on a dark knight, wait till they're alone, then jump 'em and beat them both half to death and (most importantly) blind them.
If someone even tried to poison one of my dogs, the little ****s wouldn't even know what was happening to them till they'd already lost a ****ing limb.