Commander Data:
The question should be how the chicken went accross the road, but i fail to see why the chicken would have a logical reason to want to get to the other side, and the question itself is also strange because a chicken is not setient and therefore the question of 'why' becomes a moot point. Furthermore, blah blah blah blah blah blah (and so on)
Commander Worf:
This chicken.....is it tasty?
Singh (me):
Umm......wouldn't it have been eaten by the stray dogs much earlier O_O
Terran Command:
We dont have time for chickens pilots, so get back to blowing those shivans to hell!
Darth Vader:
Luke....you've got to stop listening to Han's jokes...and by the way, I'm your father- now get a damn haircut!