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Offline StratComm

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #20 on: October 30, 2003, 09:36:23 pm
ROFLAMO! :lol:

The forum member one is perhaps the funniest piece of community humor I've seen since being here.  We demand more! :lol:
who needs a signature? ;)
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Offline Knight Templar

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #21 on: October 30, 2003, 10:08:41 pm
Deepblue
>That chicken hasn't crossed the road until it's tried the Velocity Mod. We'll get him over that road in new time. ;7

Sesq
> I beleive it's called Gallus domesticus.

Sandwich
> The chicken will not cross the road. If it tries to cross the road again, I will ban it. If one of the other admins lets it cross the road and I find out, I'll send it back and ban it.

Geezer
> Ever thought maybe something was telling-- compelling the chicken to cross the road? Perhaps to a cockfight?

Petrarch
> Did somebody say cockfight!?!?

Icefire
> Just you guys wait untill we finish  our campaign. It'll be epic, you'll get to choose which side of the road you want to travel to. Don't forget the big G. It'll be out by christmas, I swear. :drevil:

Venom
> The chicken is dead. It's buried. Lets stop talking about it already and worry about more important things, like why it died crossing the road.

Black Wolf
> I gave the chicken a nasty dose of crabs...   It's funny because no one suspected me.

Ryx
> Look at what the chicken can do with a little HT&L. ;7

Mikhael
> Great. The chicken crossed a road. Why should it interest me again?

Hunter
> I finally switched the road over to a new server, so we should finally be able to watch the chicken, uninterrupted for as long as we ple-- oh bugger.

Darkage
> We was drunk:D:D I dared it

Kamikaze
>it was a rooster. I could prove it, but that's not the point. The point was, however it crossed the road, it obviously wasn't good enough.

Free Terran
> DOTA have chikcens in plot who help other animals cross street against car. I have make screenshots! DOTA also search for good chikcen texturer.

LLivingLarge
>Lets rename the chicken.

HotSnoJ
>The chicken is not a sexual reference. I swear!

Sheepy
>Can I help it cross the road? I don't really want to help, but I like to watch. :)

Strattcomm
>well, actually, I don't think the chicken needs to be smooth-shaded..

Su-Tehp
> It's your guy's chicken now, mmkay?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #22 on: October 30, 2003, 11:01:05 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
Sheepy
>Can I help it cross the road? I don't really want to help, but I like to watch. :)

Hehe. I like this one because I understand it. Hehe.
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Offline 01010

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #23 on: October 31, 2003, 01:28:32 am
:: ponders on how to make the list ::

But do I really want that? Hmm.
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Offline Turnsky

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #24 on: October 31, 2003, 01:38:31 am
>Neo
There is No Chicken
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Setekh

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #25 on: October 31, 2003, 03:13:45 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Setekh
> I love chickens. :) Lets render it!


Heh. :D
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Offline Stunaep

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #26 on: October 31, 2003, 05:44:34 am
:lol:

I nominate KT for a new member title. All in favor say "moo!"
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Offline Fineus

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #27 on: October 31, 2003, 05:47:36 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Thunder
> If the chicken doesn't learn to cross the road peacefully, I'll have to go back to being an admin. Cross nicely chickens

Lol! Very good :lol:
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #28 on: October 31, 2003, 07:12:09 am
Terran Command:
Can you get a scan of the Chicken, alpha 1?

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Offline Martinus

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #29 on: October 31, 2003, 07:24:12 am
[color=66ff00]Nah Terran command is much more likely to designate the chicken security level omega, cover it all up and then act all surprised when a fleet of death chickens takes over GTVA space. Terran command consists mostly of stupid people after all...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #30 on: October 31, 2003, 07:29:10 am
Phonecia:
We cannot assess the intent of the chicken without addidtional fleet assets!

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Offline Gloriano

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #31 on: October 31, 2003, 07:43:07 am
Ken Kutaragi:
in PS3 there is game where chicken must cross road when chicken
get's over road game end's




;)



*runs fast*:nervous:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #32 on: October 31, 2003, 07:48:05 am
All I can say is.... um.... um..... who likes Pasta?
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Offline kode

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #33 on: October 31, 2003, 07:50:15 am
Quote
Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
Ken Kutaragi:
in PS3 there is game where chicken must cross road when chicken
get's over road game end's
 


sounds like frogger but with a chicken instead.
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Offline Black Wolf

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #34 on: October 31, 2003, 08:10:50 am
THQ - Watch out for our new Mission Based Road Crossing Game, coming in 2005. Starring Britney Spears as the Chicken.

[V] - It was nothing more than a symptom of someting much bigger.

Lt. Commander Snipes - Do I look like a chicken to you?

Admiral Bosch - The Chicken is nothing but a mindless Sheep...

A Shivan - Grr! Bzzt! Arrgh!
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Offline kode

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #35 on: October 31, 2003, 08:18:15 am
Random FREDder:
there should be a SEXP for road-crossings.
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Offline Black Wolf

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #36 on: October 31, 2003, 08:21:19 am
Random Coder

You don't need one. You can do it with *Insert really long, complex string of Sexps here* :p
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Offline Setekh

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #37 on: October 31, 2003, 09:06:40 am
Quote
Originally posted by Black Wolf
Lt. Commander Snipes - Do I look like a chicken to you?


Hahaha, perfect. :lol:
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Offline Stealth

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #38 on: October 31, 2003, 03:25:51 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Stealth
> The chicken is awesome!:D:D:D


Stealth
> Oh, and we have roads like those back in Texas :nod: . Stupid n00b chickenz, we run them over all the time in our cadillacs. Have you seen mine?


Stealth
> :rolleyes:
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.I hate chickens
. I could 0wn it at starcraft.


LOL very good :D

Actually i've since gotten rid of my cadillac...
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Reply #39 on: October 31, 2003, 03:37:43 pm
> TrashMan (Me)
Now THIS is a Chiken! It's low poly but highly realistic...If I could only texture it better....
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