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Offline TrashMan

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
>Geordi:
 The chicken is at 102% capitain! We have to stabilize the warp field!


>Troi:
I sence a chickeni inteligence presense!

> A Klingon:
Ka'plath! Dinner is served!

>A Romulan:
We hope you have an explenation why this chicken is on our side of the road! We wont tolerate no acts of provocation  or espionage!
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Offline Stunaep

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sheridan: The last time a chicken crossed the road, I blew it straight to hell!

Sinclair: These are my scouts. I call them 'Chickens'. Please give them any assistance necessary in helping them to cross the road.


Ivanova: In Russia, chickens cross roads! They do not ask why!

G'Kar: I had done everything! I'd made my sworn statement, I had put my affairs in order, and then suddenly the chicken has the *indecency* to cross the road on its own!

Kosh: It had always been there.

JMS: You'll find out next season.
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Offline Ashrak

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Originally posted by Stunaep
Mr. Morden: Yes, but what does he want?

Londo: To get to the other side. But on the days of the old republic, thousands of chickens would cross hundreds of roads at our slightest whim!



i remembre that joke i bellive it was lightbulbs though hehe
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Offline Ashrak

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Originally posted by TrashMan

> A Klingon:
Ka'plath! Dinner is served!
 



i do bellive that is something more like q'pla :p
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Offline Fineus

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Kane:

The chicken's views on crossing the road do not coincide with ours, and that makes it dangerous. Silence the chicken.

LMAO!

 

Offline Stealth

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally posted by IceFire

Stealth: BTW, this isn't the FreeSpace forum, its general discussion and this is as general as it gets :D


hey i'm all for that!  but there's other people that think that because this is a "Freespace community" no one should post anything even remotely non-Freespace.


and just for the record, here's my opinion (i'm not going to say "IMHO" because my opinion is far from humble ;) lol) on European/Foreign/Import/Non-American cars:

Depends on which kind they are.  Look at the Skyline for example... it's a V6, but it's got more technology than the space shuttle on-board, and as far as speed and power?  it can beat out Porsches, Corvettes, and Vipers... see?  so there ARE good foreign cars.  In fact, in my opinion Japanese cars are by far the most reliable, and overall best cars to have! (because they're for the most part 4 and 6 cylinders, very economical, and the way oil's going, i think they're the best cars to have for the future!)...  Nissan, Toyota, Honda, etc they all make good cars.  of course you can't compare American (Ford, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Dodge, etc.) cars, because they're completely different categories.  Foreign cars are very reliable, and there's very few foreign cars that aren't fast... i like them a lot :D

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Originally posted by Stealth
hey i'm all for that!  but there's other people that think that because this is a "Freespace community" no one should post anything even remotely non-Freespace.


Anyone else fancy checking Stealth's posts and threads for instances where he actually keeps to this?

 

Offline phreak

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Admiral Bosch #2: I demand unfettered access to the other side of the road!
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Offline Fineus

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Admiral Bosch #3: Your efforts to intercept the chicken have failed pilots, you would be well advised to question your road crossing ability. Helm, engage subspace drive.

 

Offline Ashrak

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
lower your chikens and surrender your roads resistance in crossing roads is futile
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Offline Stealth

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB


Anyone else fancy checking Stealth's posts and threads for instances where he actually keeps to this?


hey go for it.  good luck :p :yes:

i can't remember once in my life *****ing at someone for posting something off-topic.  in fact, many of the threads i've posted in "Hard Light" have been off-topic, if not most of them. :)

 

Offline TrashMan

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Command let the Chicken escape! The moved the traffic! They gave us the wrong coordinates! There's no other explenation!"

"Command, we're detecting a massive Chicken passing trough our time-space-continuum road!"
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Offline Taristin

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
This is turning into that 'pants' thread...
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
That was my thought, and good luck to it!
Now then...

"We've already lost 2 transports to the chicken's attack. We estimate it will return with a portable zebra crossing"

 

Offline Singh

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Terran Command: Intercept that chicken now pilots!

GTVA Colossus: Negative command! The road wasn't built to withstand chicken crossings!

Lt. Cmndr Snipes: RUN! RUN! RUN!! GET TO THE OTHER SIDE NOW PILOTS!!
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Offline Sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Sandwich
> The chicken will not cross the road. If it tries to cross the road again, I will ban it. If one of the other admins lets it cross the road and I find out, I'll send it back and ban it.


Aww, is that how you see me? :doubt:

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yes, as well as being sat atop a tank with a rifle in one hand and the bones of a troll in the other screaming "TO WAR!!".
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Offline Knight Templar

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Aww, is that how you see me? :doubt:

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Offline diamondgeezer

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
LMAO!

Actually, thinking about it, that was Seth, not Kane... :nervous:

 

Offline IceFire

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I can hear both of them saying it...
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