[IceFire]

I thought it might be worth it to share this.  I found it on another forum and I chuckled the whole way through.  Enjoy!


Why did the chicken cross the road?

> SAEED AL SAHAF, Iraqi Head of Information
> The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
> fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

> GEORGE W BUSH
> We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
> just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
> road or not. The chicken is either for us or against
> us. There is no middle ground.

> COLIN POWELL
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
> satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

> TONY BLAIR
> I agree with George W.

> HANS BLIX
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
> have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
> side of the road.

> DR SEUSS
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
> but why it crossed I've not been told.

> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
> cross roads without having their motives called into
> question.

> GRANDPA
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
> and that was good enough.

> TRICIA
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
> listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
> heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious
> case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream
> of crossing the road.

> JOHN LENNON
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
> together - in peace.

> ARISTOTLE
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

> KARL MARX
> It was an historic inevitability.
>
> RONALD REAGAN
> What chicken?

> SIGMUND FREUD
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the
> chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
> sexual insecurity.

> BILL GATES
> eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay
> eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
> checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part
> of eChicken.

> ALBERT EINSTEIN
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
> move beneath the chicken?

> BILL CLINTON
> What is your definition of chicken?
>
> THE BIBLE
> And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
> chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken
> didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.

> COLONEL SANDERS
> Did I miss one?

> HOMER SIMPSON
> Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

[Liberator]

hehehehehe
That was pretty good.

[ZylonBane]

> KAZAN
> To avoid getting circumcised.

[Stunaep]

or, simply visit:

www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com

and find out the easy way

[Carl]

I don't want to sound like Icy here, but this is probably the oldest thing on the internet.

[Woolie Wool]

Weird...

[Solatar]

Seen it, but it's still funny.

[01010]

Originally posted by ZylonBane
> KAZAN
> To avoid getting circumcised.

[Setekh]

Originally posted by IceFire
I chuckled the whole way through.

Ditto, man.

[Odyssey]

Since Homer Simpson is in there, it ought to include:

FAT TONY:
What's a chicken?

[Stealth]

CERTAIN FORUM MEMBERS
> Who gives a **** why the chicken crossed the road... you're a ****ing homo who would like to **** the chicken probably

> Isn't this topic a bit inappropriate?  isn't it in the wrong forum?  why do we have a topic like this when we're supposed to be discussing only Freespace-related items

[Odyssey]

Mm... Taking it a little too far there pal. Watch your back...

[Stealth]

CERTAIN FORUM MEMBERS:
>  when's chicken 3 coming out?



what's that odyssey?

[Odyssey]

Oh, nothing. Must've been the wind.

[Knight Templar]

Thunder
> If the chicken doesn't learn to cross the road peacefully, I'll have to go back to being an admin. Cross nicely chickens

Shrike
> If the chicken doesn't stop screwing around on that road, I'll have to ban it

Stryke
> That's not a road! It's a river! And if nam' taught me anything, it's that you shouldn't try something unless you are fully equiped. What this chicken needs is a hovercraft. I'd make one, but unfortunate circumstances dealing with my leg and a malfunctioning blender prevent me from doing anything. But if that chicken starts to **** around, just holler and it'll meet the business end of my machette.

HIG
> Chikcen work for Sony and work is cross the road. Chicken also be in my new campaing who want to help me maek?

Stunaep
> Chicken? You call that a chicken? Why is everything always monopolized by America. Hell, we wouldn't even call that a chick. And don't even get me started on your roads... if you think you can drive on one of tho-- err.. a female. Gotta go!

an0n
> The Chicken crossed the road because I was about to cut it's ****ing throat. Serves it right. Those eggs were ****.

Razor
> Like there's even a chicken anymore. And I highly doubt that road will last longer than 6 more months. Why am I here you ask? I figured I'd stand here and laugh. Stupid road.

Stealth
> The chicken is awesome!:D:D:D

Stealth
> Oh, and we have roads like those back in Texas . Stupid n00b chickenz, we run them over all the time in our cadillacs. Have you seen mine?

Woolie Wool
> What chicken?

an0n
> Oh hell, I created the road, the chicken, and made it cross the road for my own amusement. There, happy?

Stealth
>
.
.
.I hate chickens
. I could 0wn it at starcraft.


Anaz
> Well, for whatever reason the chicken wants to cross the road, I'm sure it could do it better. I'd help, but I'd rather play Half-Life.

Bob
> I'll show you how it crossed... just give me a few minutes to code it into Freespace

Setekh
> I love chickens. Lets render it!

Woomeister
> It was being hunted by a bigger chicken.

Goob
>Well, we could always use the chicken over to our side of the road.

Turnsky
> Get the chicken to hold still, and I'll make a sketch.

GE
> Just wait till you guys see my chicken. :thepimp:

Tiara
> No more chicken. *pats axe*

CP
>I could make an algorithm for it if you'd like.

Snipes
>The chicken's name is Dragonclaw!

Dragonclaw
>Yeah, and it's crossing the road to have sex with your mother.

Dr.Zero
>I'm on a road! eep!

Carl
> I wish I could eat the chicken.

Zylonbane
> The chicken is more intelligent than any of you.

Diamondgeezer
>Wow Zylon that was so funny! NOT! Where'd your wit go now mate? With the chicken?

Styxx
> This chicken business is locked until you guys can learn to cross the road responsibly. Any more chicken talk, at all, will result in a banning from the road, for as long as I feel like it. I AM SERIOUS![/i][/u]

[Dr.Zer0]

You forgot me

[Knight Templar]

Post more and I'll remember what you're like.

[an0n]

The chicken crossed the road because it was Jewish and was trying to get hit by a car, so it could whine endlessly about how the car had relentlessly and systematically tried to exterminate every chicken that had ever tried to cross the road, even though thousands of turkeys and emus had also died crossing the road, and use the car's 'persecution' as a way of justifying it's massive campaign of genocide against the Puffins.


Also, because I told it to. There's nothing funnier than watching a chicken go splat.

[Taristin]

well, i would say attention whore, but that's petrarch...

[Anaz]

KT: Normally I'd be mad at you, but it's just too true

The forum member one made me laugh a lot more than the original one