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Offline phreak

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
my grandfather once told me daewoo made ****ty radios.  he had some radio/tv repair buisness since the 1950s.

Raa: i'm about 30 miles south of cleveland.  i think taxes may be lower in ohio.  not to mention the gas station probably offsets costs with its food sales
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Offline Odyssey

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Us British aren't exactly famous for making tiny cars, Woolie. I'm just commenting that I prefer the tinyness of cars to how sleek/fast/manly it is. And also, just because petrol is cheap in places, doesn't mean you should buy big American gas-guzzlers. Petrol prices are going to keep rising, period.

 

Offline phreak

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
or we can get around using gas by having McDonalds sell us vegetable oil to use in diesel powered engines (except the only diesel vehicles in the US are trucks)
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Offline Woolie Wool

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't like economy cars, period. They're slow, they're uncomfortable, and they don't have a chance in hell of surviving a collision with the moron in the other lane who's driving an Excursion while putting her makeup on (putting on makeup or eating while driving should be a felony)
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Odyssey

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Originally posted by PhReAk
or we can get around using gas by having McDonalds sell us vegetable oil to use in diesel powered engines (except the only diesel vehicles in the US are trucks)

Biodiesel? Yeah, that stuff rocks :) It even works with used (over and over and over) veggie oil...

Y'know, I don't like cars, period. I'm planning on getting by with only a recumbent trike in tadpole configuration.

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
But cars are much more fun than trikes.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Taristin

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
My car is an economy car, and it is neither slow, nor uncomfortable. Maybe a little cramped for my 6'2" self, but overall, fun to drive.  By the way, it's an Integra...
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Offline Woolie Wool

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I'm not talking about that kind of "economy car" (more of a mini sports coupe), I'm talking about things like Daewoos and Honda Civics.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Taristin

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I'm goin to sell my car somes spring time anyway. I want a 3000gt. Just cuz it's sexay.
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Offline Martinus

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
[color=66ff00]Renault Megane, small, comfortable, safe, economical and it's currently rated as the safest small car on the road.

Lets face it though, I'd rather have transporter beams. ;)
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Offline Odyssey

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
No way would a car be more fun then a fully faired recumbent trike... You can easily cruise at 20mph on the things without breaking a sweat, and to top it off they're very comfortable. Sure, that's a third of the speed limit. Who cares? It takes three times longer than a car to get places, big deal. You're cycling along in total silence, right there with the environment. No pollution. No cost. No tax.

 

Offline Taristin

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
*initiates a tricycle tax*  And if you're smoking while you're riding, you're polluting. :p
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Offline Odyssey

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
No, no, not the taxes! :( Hey, I wouldn't be smoking anyway. Even passive smoking makes me go into a coughing fit.

 

Offline TrashMan

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
The thread name??? I don't see car in it!?
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Odyssey

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I'm not talking about cars :p
Anyway, is it really thread derailment when the topic is also interesting and has not descended into a flamewar?

 

Offline TrashMan

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally posted by TrashMan
> TrashMan (Me)
Now THIS is a Chiken! It's low poly but highly realistic...If I could only texture it better....


To get back on the topic-  did I describe myself good? Or is there anyone outthere who thinks he can describe me better?
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Offline Odyssey

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
TRASHMAN:
Here's a model of the chicken I made.
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Yes, I know, I still need to optimise it
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There, I used TCov1 to tile it. I think it looks good.

EDIT: Nah, you did it better.

 

Offline TrashMan

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
:yes: that sound about right....
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Offline kode

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally posted by TrashMan
The thread name??? I don't see car in it!?


well I see "road" in it. and there are cars on roads.

or maybe I'm just drunk.
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Offline IceFire

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wow, I think this sets a record for most number of replies to an IceFire post! WOW!

I thought people might find it funny, I'm quite sure its not new at all, but its got the right amount of tongue in cheek kind of humor to keep me enthralled :)


Stealth: BTW, this isn't the FreeSpace forum, its general discussion and this is as general as it gets :D
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