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Offline an0n

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I'm watching the one where they find the time-drive on UK-Gold.

"Herman Goering was a 'bit dodgy'?!"
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Offline Su-tehp

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Yeah, Red Dwarf! My buddy has a bunch of the episodes on videotape.

But one of my favorite Red Dwarf episodes technically wasn't an episode at all: Smeg-Ups was fricking hilarious. :lol:

Man, I gotta borrow that tape from my friend again. :D

And then there was the episode with the DNA transmogrifier...

Rimmer: They're probably going to try to return Glen Miller. Let me handle this. (through loudspeaker) Go away! We don't want him! You can keep the smegger!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Step it up to Red Alert"
"Sir, that would mean changing the bulb"



see the sig :D

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RIMMER: Hmm. Marvelous. (Crosses over to a small, angular box near the
door.) Now this three-dimensional sculpture in particular is quite
exquisite. Its simplicity, it's bold, stark lines... pray, what do you
call it?
LEGION: The light switch.
RIMMER: The light switch. (In "Gazpacho Soup" tones)
LEGION: Yes.
RIMMER: I couldn't buy it, then?
LEGION: Not really. I need it to turn the lights on and off.
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Offline Martinus

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[color=66FF00]The books are ace too, I loved the bit in the first one where they're going through customs, Rimmer's mate sees that he can't take his special brew on the ship, so he downs a suitcase full of the stuff. When he's getting a memory recording done for the holograpic system he registers as 'non human lifeform'. :lol:

That kills me every time I read it.
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Offline Fineus

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Well said, Red Dwarf pwns everything else out there :D

KRYTEN: Listen!  Can anyone hear anything?
CAT: No.
KRYTEN: Precisely.  No one can hear anything!  And you know why we can't  hear anything?
RIMMER: Why?
KRYTEN: Because there are NO sounds to hear.

:lol:

 

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Queeg: I've only one thing to say to you
The gang: What?
Queeg: (With Holly's voice) What's happening dudes?
Holly: We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. Yes, that's right, I am Queeg.
The gang: WHAT?!?!?!

:D

My fave RD moment of all time! :D
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Well said, Red Dwarf pwns everything else out there :D

KRYTEN: Listen!  Can anyone hear anything?
CAT: No.
KRYTEN: Precisely.  No one can hear anything!  And you know why we can't  hear anything?
RIMMER: Why?
KRYTEN: Because there are NO sounds to hear.

:lol:


Rimmer : Isn't it around this time of year your head goes back for retuning :D

I'll bet most of the americans are scratching their heads looking at this thread :D
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Didn't they try to make an Americanised version, and it failed miserably?

 

Offline Fineus

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Yep, if you don't get British humor, you're lost with this.

 

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Yeah, it had Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax from DS9 and Reggie from Becker) as Cat.

I think the pilot episode was so bad they only showed it once.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Oh dear oh dear.

 

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Yeah, it had Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax from DS9 and Reggie from Becker) as Cat.

I think the pilot episode was so bad they only showed it once.


I've seen it. It wasn't that dreadful but it wasn't close to the UK version.  If you'd never seen the British version you'd probably think it was pretty good.
 As it was you recognised that almost all of the good jokes came from the british version.
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Queeg: I've only one thing to say to you
The gang: What?
Queeg: (With Holly's voice) What's happening dudes?
Holly: We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. Yes, that's right, I am Queeg.
The gang: WHAT?!?!?!

:D

My fave RD moment of all time! :D

that one was beuty indeed.


they showed about 10 minutes each day for a few weeks on Dutch TV, to fill up the space between some extremely awfull shows. i never saw a lot of it, but most of it was funny.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Do you ever get Porridge on Dutch TV, kas?

 
not that i now of.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Damn. I wonder who does then, I've not seen it on the BBC for some time.

 

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It's on UK-Gold almost every night.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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